Seinfeld Ops @SeinfeldOps
This is an account about DevOps - aka nothing | DMs open, send memes | 1 meme a day or more if we double dip the chip New York, NY Joined August 2020-
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I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips
When someone asks me if I want to make a mediocre browser that flies in the face of web standards and all it will cost me is my family, mental health and my actual health.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Now - get the damn vaccine: getthedamnvaccine.com
Me, leaving for months and missing Infinidash.
They’ll never know.
They’ll never know. https://t.co/LHyUyCHbvn
Live shot of @RobinhoodApp customer service folks getting calls about $GME trades.
Elastic changing their license but saying it’s still “open source”
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George’s parents are completely into QAnon but they call it “Q Annie”.
When someone says they have a legit production need for Kubernetes
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One ring to rule them all
Parler executives trying to find a new cloud provider.
When the day shift shows up to the incident call
When the day shift shows up to the incident call
People trying to convince me to move my Ruby monolith to “service mesh”
People trying to convince me to move my Ruby monolith to “service mesh”
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