DitchWizard @DeciduousWizard
A being of fathomable power Joined June 2023-
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This travelling band of players lacks whimsy and panache. I resent that I'm expected to remunerate them for such a substandard performance.
I have been unwittingly polymorphedinto a crow seven times this month! When will the Dark Lord step in and put a stop to this madness?
My disobedient manservant keeps making wisecracks at my expense.
I'm flying on wings of nightstuff, screaming at the majesty of it all
Thinking I might renege on a commitment. Anyone got any experience with betraying Meq The Infinite?
Is debate DEAD? I have been slandered as 'embracing the dark lord' for merely asking questions about the Throne Of Blood.
Keep getting caught between warring armies of elves. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
Seeking one orb. Must be suitable for the entrapment of an accountant.
The grubs are particularly succulent this morning. Get em while they're fresh #GrubFamily
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ray of moonlight @GaterHouser
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cranny boy LEGACY ACC.. @cranny_boy
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WH @hastifliche
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c a l @Throne0fBlood
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Math Liker @stokestheorem
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game ideas company ll.. @bogtrinkets
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Meat Factory @lilmeaties
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Quest Abandoner @QuestAbandoner
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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt
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Meat Boy @god_brane
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Barbie and Oppenheimer. Well all I can say is the “Bar” better “bie” “Oppen” so I can say “hei” to a few “mer” ice cold beers!
Ever sign a social contract? Didn’t think so. But with the power of Web3, the Lockechain will finally make it real. Sign up for the Constitution of Consent Contest today for the chance to win one 3i+čoïn 💸
A really bad name for a restaurant would be "The Pedophile Grille"
Ever since I left the city you!
loudly musing “that must have been the finale” every time theres a gap in the fireworks show
I keep giving the therapist gold like "She was more into fast casual restaurants and sit down love making, and I was the opposite" and all he gives me in response are leading questions such as "Is it important to you that I find you funny?"
How about a wet white hat contest so I can see women’s beautiful minds
Wife: *cutting my hands off* Me: Goddammit babe. how am i supposed to type on the computer now Wife: idk but I’m mad at you. Figure it out *at my computer* Me: Now type to him, “check the scoreboard gaywad” Make sure all lowercase. thats important 4 y.o. son Defferson: Ok
Judge: For the crime of compressing a man with your hands until he turned into a tiny ball. The jury finds you… not guilty Me: Let’s go. my man *dapping up my lawyer* Lawyer: We are so back Plaintiff: this is fucking bullshit *hops off his seat & rolls out of the courtroom*
people who remove the skin from salmon are so crazy. what's wrong? scared of omega 3 fatty acids? scared of being healthy and strong? asshole
Not now kitten daddy’s abilities are on cool down
My Psychopath Boyfriend Stayed Eerily Still During My 8 Hour Trauma Dump Session
My sources have told me the next Fromsoft game is Christmas themed.
If it wasn’t for Chinese water torture they never would have discovered Chinese water pleasure but they never mention that in the military tribunals
Just found out you're supposed to cook tofu?? I've been eating it like a cheesestring
It's a thankless job going around putting a kink in the neck of everyone who falls asleep on the couch but someone's gotta do it
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