The KGB @DietKGB
The Committee for State Security (Комитет государственной безопасности). You don't follow us, we follow you. Lubyanka, Wikileaks HQ, GOP Joined June 2014-
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The Soviet solution to any problem is to put it in a prison
If you think we arrested a 2 star general over a piddling $11,000 bribe we’ve got news for you. That’s not a bribe, that’s barely a tip to a wine waiter. He’s gonna get charged with sooooo much more before we’re done.
We had a party where a bunch of guilty compete to see who can correctly frame the one innocent person.
Elon must be the last person alive to still believe our nuclear bluffs Lol
Anyone who closes this account will sadly have an accident tomorrow
We’re asking citizens about Ukraine If you say Russia was right to retreat from Kherson, you’re guilty of questioning the territorial integrity of Russian Federation If you say Russia was wrong to retreat to from Kherson you’re guilty of criticising military performance
Dragging terrified people out of bed at 3am is just like the old days
We have told new Admiral of Black Sea Fleet that he must stop Ukraine attacks or he will be shot. If his replacement cannot then stop them, he will be dug up and shot again
A soldier said Comrade President was an “incompetent idiot with no idea what he is doing” He was arrested & shot for revealing state secret information
Some (ok many) of the comrades are trying to sell their apartments in Crimea. This has nothing to do with the fact we think Ukraine is turning into a disaster. Anyway. Send us a DM if you’re interested and have hard currency
Tense times at the office. Red Army is blaming us for saying Ukraine would welcome them but we are blaming the Red Army for being incompetent idiots. Putin isn’t happy.
Due to the incompetence of the Red Army, plans for the opening of our new office in Kyiv have been unexpectedly delayed.
Our highest placed agent in USA has been discovered
Our highest placed agent in USA has been discovered
You really underestimated how hard we can beat you until you stop
You really underestimated how hard we can beat you until you stop
Thanks to the botched hit on @navalny, we are the world’s most famous spies. Everyone now knows who we are, what we look like and where we live...
If you think what Borat has on @RudyGiuliani is bad, you should see what we have
Why see all the famous sites in London when you can take our 'Cathedral & Nerve Agent' tour of cosmopolitan #Salisbury?
If someone wrote an op-ed saying Comrade President was a psychopath leading the country to disaster we'd shoot them for revealing state secrets
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