Doc_Snark @Doc_Snark
No one exists in the world but you, little rockstar. I'm just a voice in your head. Maybe I'm nice, maybe I'm not. But it's all what you need to hear. Joined September 2021-
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I’m somewhere between: why am I doing this anymore? And Screw You! I’m tenured!
How can we teach these kids if the administration is afraid of the students? If they go right to the top and he countermands EVERYTHING you try to do discipline-wise?
If Joseph Heller read the policies in place at my college when he was writing Catch-22, he'd have burned all drafts.
good grief, when will we get students again? This morning's last class before Spring Break was the most demoralizing day of a whole series of demoralizng days. they just don't care... and I'm not sure the administration does either anymore. Why am I here???
Me: your paper conference appointment is for 9:50 Student: but I have a math class then? Me: Well, that's the time you signed up for. Guess we're not meeting! #AcademicTwitter #youcantmakethisstuffup
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Students really don't want to turn things in this semester.
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Testing teapots for quality - 100 times more fascinating than I thought it would be
Artistic representation of me with ALL the questions that could be answered by reading the syllabus.
Syllabi are the parsley of academic paperwork. #AcademicTwitter
So... I'm taking a required pro developement course on AI. The underlying theme of this extended commercial about A.I. is Unconditional Surrender. Weep for the future. #AcademicChatter #AcademicTwitter
So I'm home sick and Monday Night I copy/pasted the announcement for my Monday class for to my Tuesday class but I forgot to change the day. I got a flurry of emails asking if I meant Tuesday. We're not gonna make it, are we? #AcademicTwitter #AcademicSupport
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