Ass. Dean Junior @AssDeanJunior
1K Followers 1K Following
Assistant professor earning tenure on service. Your anal archnemesis on faculty. One day I will be your ass. dean and then THE DEAN.
No Tenure No Peace @lookatthescore
2K Followers 122 Following
Writing prof. after career change. Too bad there's not a syllabus for life. Tenured after 10 years of adjunct and VAP. Here to amuse and report the ridiculous.
Imperfect Academia @ImperAcademia
136 Followers 646 Following
The good, the bad and the ugly of academia. Discussion about the landscape of academia, jobs and prospects for early career scientists.
Cranky Academic @Cranky_Academic
1K Followers 638 Following
Come for the sarcasm, stay for the conversation, or don't. I like my dog more than most people & that's probably including my husband.
Doc_Snark @Doc_Snark
71 Followers 60 Following
No one exists in the world but you, little rockstar. I'm just a voice in your head. Maybe I'm nice, maybe I'm not. But it's all what you need to hear.
Dept Chair & Associat... @ProblemsProf
3K Followers 2K Following
Associate Professor & new Dept. Chair navigating the academy in a middle management role w/ BP II & ADHD. The learning curve never ends and the drama is real.
Bitter Professor @bitterassprof
1K Followers 231 Following
Still bitter, now with less ass. Working in a system that rewards not doing the right thing. Putting all my beans in the wrong buckets for the right reasons.
No Tenure No Peace @lookatthescore
2K Followers 122 Following
Writing prof. after career change. Too bad there's not a syllabus for life. Tenured after 10 years of adjunct and VAP. Here to amuse and report the ridiculous.
Ass. Dean Junior @AssDeanJunior
1K Followers 1K Following
Assistant professor earning tenure on service. Your anal archnemesis on faculty. One day I will be your ass. dean and then THE DEAN.
Foucault’s bff @foucault_s
724 Followers 393 Following
I left academia and now none of my coworkers get my Foucault references | they/them
Angry Robin @AngryRobinRed
296 Followers 1K Following
Robin he was angry, And hopped upon a twig, “Out upon you, fie upon you, Bold-faced jig!”
Dr Just-A-Prof @pr_a_docs
1K Followers 129 Following
Disenfranchised academic. Tweets on students/admin/misc higher-ed inanity; names changed to protect the idiots.
The Grumpiest TA 📚... @GrumpiestTA
657 Followers 118 Following
I run on coffee, sarcasm, and whatever free food was left in the break room after that fancy event only faculty were invited to
Dept Chair & Associat... @ProblemsProf
3K Followers 2K Following
Associate Professor & new Dept. Chair navigating the academy in a middle management role w/ BP II & ADHD. The learning curve never ends and the drama is real.
ProfWoman @prof_woman
2K Followers 1K Following
Steminist, general academic snark, opinions are my own, Dr/she/her 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, @profwoman.bsky.social 🖖
Doc_Snark @Doc_Snark
71 Followers 60 Following
No one exists in the world but you, little rockstar. I'm just a voice in your head. Maybe I'm nice, maybe I'm not. But it's all what you need to hear.
HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion
434 Followers 234 Following
That #SAPro, #AcAdv, #SATech, Fin. Aid, Admissions, Retention, etc., #HigherEd staff, you know & love who is slowly losing their mind & their work/life balance
I gave up tenure for ... @i_tenure
415 Followers 531 Following
Had a tenured position but gave it up to solve a two body problem and toxic environment. Just an irregular venty grouch fest, really.
Awkward Adjunct @awkwardadjunct
404 Followers 393 Following
Subject matter expert turned part-time adjunct. Opinions are my own, and they reflect my existence as an afterthought in higher ed. #adjunct #highered
Plashing Vole Now On ... @PlashingVole
7K Followers 6K Following
Mild-mannered lecturer by day…mild-mannered lecturer by night. Welsh lit, politicians’ fictions. Fencing, cycling, UCU. Barnau fy hun. Same on Bluesky.
Master Academia @MasterAcademia_
23K Followers 6K Following
Master Academia shares knowledge and resources in five categories:
📚 Academic Skills
🎓 Career Advice
🌐 Networking Hacks
🔍 Research Essentials
📝 Thesis Tips
Some Professor @ProfessorSome
1K Followers 1K Following
Never believe anything just because some professor said it.
History professor, leftish, and dad. Not in that order.
Dear_Student @Dear_student
7K Followers 117 Following
Dear_Student, You might want to follow my advice to succeed in your college career. And, your professors may want to follow to know they are not alone.
Prof. Goat @ProfGoat
1K Followers 280 Following
Math prof at a non-R1 uni. I blame no one but myself for my smothering mediocrity.
A Prof's Life @AProfsLife
6K Followers 157 Following
An adjunct professor with a love for teaching & a cynical attitude. Grad level. Repeat after me: SAR-CA-SM. I happily block trolls and fuddyduds
Dismayed Prof @DismayedProf
36 Followers 196 Following
25+ years teaching & still love to teach. Used to be proud of my institution, disappointed by univ "leadership" — anonymous account to share frustrations
Deathbyacademicbureau... @waybeyondkafka
192 Followers 675 Following
Mid career drone tweeting bizarre instances of real academic bureaucracy which have raised my heart rate. Kafka wasn't inventive enough to work here
AcadeMeme @ScholarJo
2 Followers 9 Following
Lovin' University Admin for the corner office. My desk is my alter to the University Gods! Consultations available https://t.co/3xYtzC0RT6
Burned Out Academic @AcademicOut
754 Followers 357 Following
Academic and cynical poet who fantasises daily about a shelf-stacking job before remembering my bills and fleeting positive moments with students and research
VC/DC @ProfessorZiff
11 Followers 59 Following
VC of a University on the Higher Education to Hell. Aiming to be top 250 University, currently top 50. Blogs and videos, not actions. Parody or reality?
Social Department Cha... @ChairSocial
18 Followers 126 Following
New department chair. Am I nuts?
Chair of an interdisciplinary social science department with multiple B.A. and M.A. degrees offered. Midwest US public Univ.
PostPhDRoad @PostPhDRoad
6K Followers 2K Following
Super pessimist Assistant Professor
Allergic to inspirational quotes
@Grammarly Ambassador
Tenured Academic @TenuredAcademic
100 Followers 43 Following
I'm a tenured academic. Why are you mildly annoying me? I shouldn't have to live like this. (sad I need to say this, but I'm parody)
Junior_Professor @Jr_Faculty101
14 Followers 10 Following
We tested the hypothesis that senior faculty do NOT think before they speak. We cannot reject the null hypothesis.
Hormore @DrHormore
99 Followers 1K Following
Whether you think you can or you can't, either way you're right
Tired Ass Prof Collec... @tired_prof
398 Followers 313 Following
A group of disgruntled assistant professors, completely depleted of hope and joy. Fed up of your bullshit and willing to say what everyone is thinking
Secret Academic Tribu... @SecretHigherEd
340 Followers 47 Following
We work behind closed doors and have zero oversight. We walk amongst you and know the goings on of every committee meeting on campus.
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