Le Bogan @DoingItAussie
Joined November 2011-
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You know your neighbours are worth keeping around when they clean up the street after ruining it the night before
I bet crocodiles are pissed off that "crocs" no longer stands for "gigantic vicious reptiles," but now means "gay shoe."
May the Alcohol Gods grant me the patience to deal with my family this Christmas.
I strive to never be in a relationship where our Facebook profile photos are the same.
Pretty jealous of my parents, I will never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I don't believe in the importance of college unless you simply can't get good weed on your own.
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.
Tis the season to give the phone to your 3-year-old when a telemarketer calls, and tell her it's Santa.
It's that time of year to get drunk with old friends and destroy Christmas lawn ornaments.
That awkward moment when u walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
True love is being able to hate the same things together.
Neighbours are hitting the booze tonight... AGAIN!! I guess their cure to a hangover is to stay drunk?
youtube.com/watch?v=SB9OJ1… @HyperNova41 I think we were robbed of something
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
You dont have a sense of humor I feel sorry for your life..
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