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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

Blog thoughts from the Hive Prime mind. Assignment: study earthlings their customs ways and civil services. Earth via Epsilon 5 Joined September 2020
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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

4 years ago

These earthlings will watch anything...

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

It’s almost as if some culture exists at the heart of the government bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

My work here is done

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Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV

5 years ago

My work here is done

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

Pint?

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5 years ago

Urgent extraction required, detonation imminent

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

.@BorisJohnson The finance humanoid is disobeying our commands. His transmission risks reassuring the hive. Permission to launch Operation BollockZap?

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Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak

5 years ago

.@BorisJohnson The finance humanoid is disobeying our commands. His transmission risks reassuring the hive. Permission to launch Operation BollockZap?

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

It is really nothing to worry about. My mother planet has a similar system where arrivals from the Blork nebula must first decompress in a cryochmaber before undergoing a routine rectal probe. I am confident that our haulage drones will comply

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Lisa O'Carroll @lisaocarroll

5 years ago

It is really nothing to worry about. My mother planet has a similar system where arrivals from the Blork nebula must first decompress in a cryochmaber before undergoing a routine rectal probe. I am confident that our haulage drones will comply

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

Earth transmissions commence within the next lunar cycle

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

Members of hive who disobey regulations will be composted by military! With exceptions

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

Eyesight fully tested in customary manner

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Specsavers @Specsavers

5 years ago

Eyesight fully tested in customary manner

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

Human commitment ceremony restrictions are logical for survival of hive. Multi-kindred model essential for herd longevity

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

Earth leader guidance credible. Herd continuity dependent on pubs closing at 10pm

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

PM’s visit to Castillo Bernardo: a) did not occur b) was entirely necessary for human infant ritual

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Dominic Cummings @DomComms

5 years ago

<Initiate tweet stream>

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