DoucheBag Robot @DouchbagRobot
Hey im a Douchbag and also a robot. favstar.fm/users/MrBluePLZ Joined April 2013-
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In "hienz-sight" wearing a white shirt to a ketchup convention was a bad idea.
*Eisenstein sitting in a lab with scientists thinking* "I've got it!" *everyone looks* "We are changing the lobby stairs to slides"
hey girl u wanna come back to my place and, u know... [20 mins later] Ok u hold the lightsabre from this end but don't hit me too hard
Also, we can’t be friends if you don’t know the exact moments to yell FIRE during AC/DC’s For Those About to Rock. Deal breaker.
From all the re-search I've conducted, I've come up with a conclusion. All Jamaican people have reggae playing in there heads all the time
blearily stumbled into v/ funny corner of tweet-sistence #ff @briangaar @Fred_Delicious @UNTRESOR @cakemittens @LostCatDog @BuckyIsotope
[search history] -do raccoons really have human hands? -trappping raccoons -how to seduce a raccoon -treating wiener wounds -pizza boobs
*walks on sunshine* *it hurts. It hurts like no other pain* "Oooh ow ow"
Has a Nervous Breakdown Starts to Nervous Breakdance Starts to Breakdown into Tears Breakdances into Tears
Shows up to blind date with a watchdog, glasses, and cane. *gets hella pussy*
A British guy checking off things on his grocery list. He grabs a chess board and looks at friend. "Check mate" *checks chess board off list
A book about twitter called 140 shades of characters.
if channing tatum doesn't refer to his balls as "tatum tots" then that dude is bullshit imo
RT for a chance to win our #WolfensteinE3 tshirt #E32013 twitpic.com/cx10zt
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Autumn;; @AutumnAnd420
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Cyberg @cybergpls
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Aes Sedai of Steely D... @CheetahBlack
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jonny sun @jonnysun
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Deport celebrities no... @Secks_man
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McSweatervest @McSwtrvst
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Cool Eric @OBiiieeee
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cockadoodle-do-me @mysteelcock
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The Business Boy @PajamaBen_
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Shunned. @tupacdurex
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