Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

FUCKING SPACE Joined November 2012

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Capt. Quartz Eel Metal Water Bear @nosetimes4moms

11 years ago

is it rape if I had her dad's consent?

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

[email protected]

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

If you use peanut butter as lube you're pretty much gonna just have sex in slow motion.

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DAMN JUICE @TweetGameLazy

11 years ago

My daughter aint got the club goin up on a tuesday with a black man

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

Phasers set to colon blow

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Army of Dorkness @WombatAssassin

11 years ago

@AssholeAlien SET PHASERS TO FULL REFUND

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

Really wish @tacobell wouldn't make my butthole cry.

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

“@WombatTalon: @AssholeAlien You can have Obama back now.” He paid me for a few more years so sorry.

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

Why do my most racist tweets get the best feedback? Oh this is Twitter and I should know better? MY BAD EARTH FAGGOTS

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

That shaking is just him resisting our attempt to teleport him back home.

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

Michael j fox is one of us.

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

I don't even own a doorstep.

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

Blowing up South Carolina if I don't get 153 CLEAN and separated human ass holes at my doorstep by sunrise.

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11 years ago

Alien or nah?

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11 years ago

That's all I've got.

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

IM OUTTA THIS WORLD BABY

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Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien

11 years ago

And now, some cheesy alien puns.

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11 years ago

Honestly my day would be much better if you would shut the fuck up.

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These are-theTweets of-aLesbian
crackWhore !
#Slut420

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128 Followers 347 Following The new movie franchise can deny my existence all they want, yet here I am.

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/Snapchat- joesa/ 0101000001101111011011110110111000100000011100110110110001100001011110010110010101110010 Ezekiel 4:12

Joe @ballin_joe

199 Followers 543 Following /Snapchat- joesa/ 0101000001101111011011110110111000100000011100110110110001100001011110010110010101110010 Ezekiel 4:12

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463 Followers 127 Following 🧼🫧

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662 Followers 1K Following hacked

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393 Followers 834 Following Sandwiches and Diet Coke. Death metal. Riffs. #RedSox #FCBayern #Celtics #LGRW #Colts #Oregon

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11K Followers 10K Following Please follow my personal @briannharrisonn Thank you!!:)

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728 Followers 906 Following @spacecatzero.bsky.social

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11 Followers 25 Following Hey im a Douchbag and also a robot.

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59 Followers 305 Following

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52 Followers 290 Following Stoic delusionite kid who lost his shit

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25 Followers 78 Following Lv

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56 Followers 111 Following Eat my booty

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283 Followers 578 Following

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42 Followers 131 Following

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Erny Tøk€š Batema... @ErnyBateman666

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cam @cam_alien

89 Followers 174 Following man,

Katrina Robinson @fabulouscatrina

9K Followers 8K Following before-theDays ofChrist, i-wasAbducted byAliens &-brought toEarth. These are-theTweets of-aLesbian crackWhore ! #Slut420

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23K Followers 2K Following Arsenal❤️🤍Chargers 💙💛Dodgers 💙🤍Lakers 💜💛

Xbox @Xbox

24.9M Followers 15K Following Gaming since 2001

ally @missmayn

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6K Followers 292 Following Mean tweets. https://t.co/AOnUbHH3Kc

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29K Followers 2K Following STREAMING ICON... ASPIRING DJ/RAPPER. VISUAL EFFECTS ARTIST. FULL TIME HORNY.

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116 Followers 1K Following just livin life

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689 Followers 933 Following who are you and why am i here

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477 Followers 924 Following ✨the party don’t start till I walk in✨ Sc: Tiffxnydoll Insta: Tiffxnydoll

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509 Followers 1K Following 49% Badger, 51% Proof

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778 Followers 2K Following Huge Boston sports fan and just a fun loving guy

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274 Followers 364 Following I guess

Timb @timbob711

374 Followers 496 Following I hate My ear hair and Country Music.

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41 Followers 190 Following Lips & Assholes!

random white dude be everywhere, founder of smoothie wolf, feeding the streets since 1885. also in major lazer, silk city, jack ü, and LSD

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2.3M Followers 5K Following random white dude be everywhere, founder of smoothie wolf, feeding the streets since 1885. also in major lazer, silk city, jack ü, and LSD

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9K Followers 370 Following ♊︎ ☼ | ♈︎☽ | ♐︎ ↥ | Human, Being

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105 Followers 265 Following If any of my tweets offend you, call 911 and get me arrested for harassment

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17K Followers 2K Following @SaddestTiger FOLLOWS YOU

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6K Followers 168 Following i love u

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328 Followers 2 Following it will get better someday

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13K Followers 575 Following me

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212 Followers 213 Following #CertifiedTrill • 1/3 of kush 3.0 • may or may not be a rapper • Glasses, Jacket, Shirt Man

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187 Followers 462 Following

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463 Followers 127 Following 🧼🫧

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42 Followers 131 Following

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728 Followers 906 Following @spacecatzero.bsky.social

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