Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad
drunk grad ➡️ drunk post doc ➡️ drunk professor Joined October 2012-
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Ok, I hope no one gets upset at this. But I had a few drinks and wrote a PNAS paper. There are typos and formatting issues, obviously. It's pretty amazing to have discovered this though, right? Full paper here: billchopik.files.wordpress.com/2022/10/what_i…
#Acatwitter today in a single image.
An ordinary academic day #AcademicTwitter #phdlife #phdchat @PhDVoice @OpenAcademics @AcademicChatter
#PhD #PhDlife #PhDmemes #PhDchat #PhDforum #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #academia #research
I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks
[Text] UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy? ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this? *Rips off mask* DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.
Dissertation defended ✅ Post doc acquired ✅ Although I may not officially be a grad student for much longer, I promise to still be drunk for both my own benefit and yours as well. #drunkpostdoc
@DrunkGrad Hi @DrunkGrad! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 ow.ly/GR2x30iMwlm
prepping visual responses for the most commonly asked questions in my life, like "whats grad school like?" or "what are you up to today?"
It’s funny because it’s true #phd #phdlife #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #student #AcademicTwitter
Completing your Dissertation while on the Job Market: A tale of haha yeah right idk what the hell I’m doing plz either help me or kill me.
SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough
*checks email* *responds to email* *repeats for literally ever*
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Channeling my inner Lionel Hutz when reviewing this pre-registration. The second joke is that I hate survey weights(ing).
this guy on tiktok rated emergency alarm sounds from different countries and there's no reason it should be this funny 💀
@StephenRamos101 I thought @DrunkGrad was a guy and I asked her to marry me. And then I felt weird
@DrunkGrad If there is one thing that grad school has taught me, it's how to consume unhealthy amounts of caffeine and alcohol, and not necessarily in that order either hehehe
@DrunkGrad Early career researcher. Pretty sure it's postdocs and pre-tenures. So we start with a nice drink before going back to the cheap stuff.
When proofreading books and articles in public administration, start with searching the PDF for pubic. Saves a lot of problems down the road. You're welcome. #AcademicTwitter
#gradschoolproblems is when you study plant response to drought but then you almost kill your advisor’s plant
Trying to find motivation to write on a Saturday... #gradschool #gradschoolproblems
The mountains are calling and I must....study for grad school #gradschoolproblems
Got stuck thigh deep in mud today. I'd say that my first field work of grad school went well. #ecology #gradschoolproblems
Is this going to help me pass my comps? Yes or yes? @academicfuckery @AggravatedA @DrunkGrad @drowninggrad @TenureCommittee x.com/time/status/96…
Why people with anxiety may have better memories ti.me/2HPbTnw
@DrunkGrad Hi @DrunkGrad! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 ow.ly/GR2x30iMwlm
@DrunkGrad another rewrite / hello darkness my old friend / can you bring some wine? #gradschool
Read a summary of the paper we’ll be discussing here -> scicommjc.org/simplifying-sc… OR view a short video summarizing the same paper -> youtu.be/dgN7mDhNhuY Then join the chat let’s discuss possible solutions #scicommjc #scicomm
*Two weeks till finals* Them : how’s life? Me : falling apart #uiuc18 #gradschoolproblems
No more words. Only gifs #gradschoolproblems
@ego_chronicon @DrunkGrad I imagine it will be remarkably similar to my winter and spring looks
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