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A view from the England dressing room. Parody... By the barest of all margins. Joined October 2014-
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*taps sign* Mankadding a batsman who you see stealing an advantage ✅ Running up with no intention to bowl and Mankadding a batsman on the off chance it might be out ❌
Footage released of Ben Duckett dropping YJB off at the first tee earlier today:
Ben Stokes has confirmed in the upcoming Test Series against South Africa, England will fogoe their first innings and simply chase whatever target is set. "It's not reinventing the wheel. Bat once, bat long."
Full credit to Kevin Pietersen though, all those changes he suggested for the domestic four-day game are already working a treat
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It's happening! Harsh on Jack Leach, he is a legend get well soon buddy 💙
It's happening! Harsh on Jack Leach, he is a legend get well soon buddy 💙
.@robkey612 HIS NAME IS MATTY PARKINSON WE CAN'T SAY IT ANY LOUDER
We shared with you the news yesterday that @jbairstow21 Superfan and @YorkshireCCC & England fan @DazCricket had sadly passed 🥲 Amazingly, here is a tribute from Jonny himself 🙏
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"Cheer up lads" chirps young Zac Crawley. "Colly told me he wants us to have our first big session of the tour, so we've got a load of beers to look forward to later"
Shane Warne gave us so much and he had so much more to give espncricinfo.com/story/mark-nic…
Harrison: "Who better to start the red ball refresh, than someone who has been a near ever-present with the team for the last few years"
Harrison: "Who better to start the red ball refresh, than someone who has been a near ever-present with the team for the last few years"
Senior players from the England men's team have demanded a meeting with the ECB, furious about the lack of equality with the women's team. "They only have to play one Test, while we were dragged through 5, it's not fair! Plus they are miles better than us!"
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England have lost 13 wickets for 66 runs across 10,000 miles in the past seven days.
Mesmeric. #Ashes
Ollie Pope has been a bit withdrawn since the 2nd test, and confided in Ben Stokes. "All this talk about length is getting to me, I'd always been told that girth is just as important. It is, isn't it?"
Chris Silverwood has sent a message out to the middle, telling the lads not to worry. "The new ball is due in 10, and I've got a meticulous plan"
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Let's face it. They turn up expecting every entitlement. We give them free accommodation and subsidised food. Some even commit crimes while we fund them! They may pretend to integrate with us, but really they hate our culture and our laws. Put these Tory ministers on a barge.
I have never known such love and support in my life than I’m getting this morning (England World Cup goals aside, possibly). I want to thank each and every one of you. It means a lot. I’ll continue to try and speak up for those poor souls that have no voice. Cheers all. 👊🏻
babar azam to his bowlers: can we try to keep the scoring rate down? we need to be economical pakistan’s bowlers:
I’ll literally debate you on any political topic and do it in a bikini Jason
Instagram thots should not be allowed to express political opinions.
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I see England are already in the runs. I know, I'm hilarious.
Farage filmed in the back of the police car on his way for questioning
Not seeing enough shithousery from Uruguay tbh. Very disappointing
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During the Wales/England game, you mean? Good luck with that.
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