Aye Murse Tech! @EDmurseTech
professional student. ED tech at a level 1 trauma center and prn cardiovascular icu tech. traveling and fishing is where its at. Joined April 2014-
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I wake up every morning with no pillows on my bed and cuddles from my dog... woke up this morning to her trowing the pillows off the bed
Can't help but laugh at the ppl at McDonalds, they want $15 an hour but still can't get my fucking coffee right 🖕🏼
This is the 8th time I've been to the helipad tonight to meet a helicopter for a trauma activation from scene. #NeedMoreCoffee
I will respect a pt more if they tell me the truth vs another bullshit story.Funny how that flea bit u on top of ur vein that's now infected
Going to class with ETOH onboard bc I ran out of fucks for this semester
slept for two hours- woke up before my alarm clock went off. Gotta love working full time and attending grad school full time
Most nurses and techs only speak up when they have valid reasoning- don't act like we're stupid. We're all on the same team
Resident acted like I was stupid for suggesting repeat ABG in post code x3- attending walks in & asks the resident what the repeat ABG was 😜
Me trying to get a manual pressure on a MVC with ejection pt: "can we do a pulse check bc I can't hear a pressure"
Beginning of shift: 3 pts 1 hour later: 7 trauma activation, all un related. And it hasn't slowed down since
When you check the schedule before going in to see who all is working tonight and it's all of your favorites working in the same night 😜
Life can be so rough and most certainly isn't fair at times
After finding out some awesome news today- called my moms phone on my way home.Her vmail came on and I realized that she passed 4 months ago
Why is it only midnight?! It feels like it should be 5AM
just got done eating a cheeseburger & chili cheese fries, walked back out to go to my pod,immediately had to help w/ CPR, always good timing
There is something significant about going to draw labs on a patient and end up coding them at the same time.

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