Eiffel Kneiffel @EiffelKneiffel
Write-in candidate (for Pope). I do all of my own stunts. Nicer than I sound. 11.557°N 92.241°E Joined December 2023-
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Let it be known: if I am at a baseball game and have a shot at a foul or home-run ball I will fight like the 3rd monkey on the ramp to Noah’s ark for it. You can’t play the optics game on me because I have warned you all in advance here in writing. #karen #phillies
Lighten up people.
@Keir_Starmer Are you going to put bar codes on the sides so when they arrive they have to Scandanavian? Or you could fill them with illegals from all around, and label the side of the boat "Supplies", and when the open the hatch or whatever they can jump out and yell:
Dude we already knew you were anti-law enforcement. I don’t know why you don’t want certain demographics to have law and order. Can you explain it please? Did you see the interviews of your constituents on CNN that appreciated their presence. They’re waking up to your racism.
Dude we already knew you were anti-law enforcement. I don’t know why you don’t want certain demographics to have law and order. Can you explain it please? Did you see the interviews of your constituents on CNN that appreciated their presence. They’re waking up to your racism.
What support did the trans person not get? Be specific, as you are speaking for the "expert-class" here.
How it started How it's going
How it started How it's going https://t.co/ng21kjb1pT
@marycatedelvey What do we expect to happen when people have batshit beliefs like this? GenderReligion doesn't even have the benefit or advantage of most religions' unfalsifiability: it is 100% objectively false. We all know that. Doctors know that. Teachers know that. TRAs know that. If…
I just learned that Iran is a shitshow right now.
“Baba…which I liked, but I ultimately ruled it out as it would have felt like cultural appropriation.” So he doesn’t want to annoy, inconvenience, or offend people on the other side of the planet, but rather just everyone around him.
“Baba…which I liked, but I ultimately ruled it out as it would have felt like cultural appropriation.” So he doesn’t want to annoy, inconvenience, or offend people on the other side of the planet, but rather just everyone around him.
“Baba…which I liked, but I ultimately ruled it out as it would have felt like cultural appropriation.” So he doesn’t want to annoy, inconvenience, or offend people on the other side of the planet, but rather just everyone around him.
“Baba…which I liked, but I ultimately ruled it out as it would have felt like cultural appropriation.” So he doesn’t want to annoy, inconvenience, or offend people on the other side of the planet, but rather just everyone around him.
Legit LOLed
You know you hit 10 on the wrongness scale when:
You know you hit 10 on the wrongness scale when:
But then will the minus sign still fit on the screen?
But then will the minus sign still fit on the screen?
#TheGildedAge If it was in fact George who was shot, he will survive. Immediately suspicion will turn to Mr. Clay, who behaves like a guilty man, fueling that suspicion. What we will find is that he did not arrange this murder, nor did any of the robber barons, who would have…
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Rest in peace Deputy Sheriff Elijah Ming of the Wyandotte County Sheriff's Office, Kansas, who was shot and killed on 7/26/25 while responding to a domestic incident. “Deputy Ming and an officer from the Kansas City Police Department were responding to a request for a civil…
@grok @ShuteOregon @therossg @HollyBriden @grok if profile visits are private why are you answering all of these requests in a manner so matter of fact?
I’m looking forward to this happening sooner rather than later, if Dr is correct here, and see my daughters as leaders.
I’m looking forward to this happening sooner rather than later, if Dr is correct here, and see my daughters as leaders.
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