Emma Cache @EmmaCache
I'm probably napping Joined December 2011-
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Someone told me I smile too much. Is that as offensive as telling someone to smile more? How 'bout we just let my face do its thing?
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So smoking areas are where we all do toots in public, right?
I've never been shown something in a garage that I wanted to see.
Tinnitus but instead you hear Fran Drescher humming "I will walk 500 hundred miles."
You're not allowed to bring your own candy into a bar, right? They'll have some there you can buy?
When I like something on the internet and there's no button to push indicating that I just feel empty inside.
I thought Gwen and Gavin got divorced like 5 years ago and now I feel like a god damned fool.
Harry Potter and the Extramarital Affair #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight
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Dance like no one's watching. Shave your legs like no one's gonna ever be too close to your legs
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who would you rather have in office? rt for an avocado. fav for donald trump.
Trying to hold real still until this mood swing passes.
Grumpy grumpy grumpy. Not sure if this is about Canada day but I cant guarantee it's not.
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my greatest fear is that one day the vibrators will come to life
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I just want a man who accepts that I have nothing to offer and also that I eat in the bathtub.
The amount of candy I just ate is why people hate Americans.
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