Ersatz_F @Ersatz_F
financial services, blockchain, machine learning are all things I work with and hate. backpfeifengesicht identifier, tsundoku black belt. Joined January 2013-
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Turns out French kids are really into Peaky Blinders, dressing like them, same haircuts and PB themed tattoos. As a Brummie I'm still processing this fact.
Just got off the phone to the lovely Kayaking man who bears a striking resemblance to Leonardo de Caprio, God he can talk.
A lovely mate has called me from the South of France to talk to me about kayaking. Which I have no interest in.
Always with the tinned sweetcorn. Bleurgh.
Always with the tinned sweetcorn. Bleurgh.
The tasty chicken stock I defrosted turns out to be vegan stock.
Also, men wearing flip flops in the office. I will spill scorching hot tea on your hideous trotters.
Twat bolloxes that insist on video during a meeting. I don't want to see you, you'll have to imagine me looking bored.
Women, what’s stopping you etc.
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Butlers Wharf 1983 #Bermondsey
@Mickmac45049764 @PhilipOConnor5 Classic, and rather ironic, response, once again failing to understand the people he's criticising whilst displaying an inherent sense of superiority and arrogance, just the things which the Irish tend to be annoyed about in the English. Absolutely classic.
Weird isn't, it. Palestinian supporters repeatedly releasing rodents into McDonalds = glorious resistance. 'Zionists' do it (if indeed they did) = biological warfare terror attack. Every accusation is a confession part 1,672,945....
Moments ago Zionists through a backpack full of mice into the #UCLA encampment. Mice appear to have been injected with something. School admin is not protecting students. @SanaSaeed @PplsCityCouncil @AJEnglish @CAIRNational @abierkhatib @SuppressedNws @BTnewsroom @ACatWithNews
Jews are not involved. Sadly, that's the answer.
I'm sorry, but why is gaza the *hot topic" for Muslims? Why not Sudan, Syria or the plight of Syria? theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…
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@elrick1 Ah, thanks. Now in a quandary on whether to watch it.
Sue was reducing Irn Bru in a pot as an imgredient for a new dessert she is testing. As a joke she made a tiktok for "irn bru soup" and showed the irn bru boiling in the pot. An actual little old lady appeared in the comments asking about the recipe and Sue feels really bad for…
Taking myself out to dinner in Cirencester. I genuinely have zero problem with it, I only have a problem with other people who have a problem with it. The Gawkers.
Time to summon the Amazon delivery I have been waiting for all day. I shall have a shower. Never fails.
Actually my biggest nightmare is shitting myself on a packed bus, then both my tits fall out and then I catch on fire x
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
Heavenly …. Roasted white asparagus in a Spanish Sherry vinegar dressing and Chicken Donburi …
On train. On train In London Out of London
A Japanese dish tonight using half of yesterday’s roast chicken … basically a whopping chicken omelette served on rice with unpronounceable spices and arse burning chilli powder… and ponzu …
I know that this is more than thirty years old and has the potential to be a terrifying money pit - but LOOK AT IT autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…