Chris @FORKIT
Show me the funny https://t.co/N4vpqdQdLA facebook.com location location Joined January 2009-
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Banned again on Facebook, always liked twitter better anyway....
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 14 years & probably not even posted 14 tweets! 😂
Are we sure BoJo knows he’s resigning & not re signing a new 5 year contract?
Accused of lying by @thetrainline who say their etickets won’t incur charges. My bank balance would beg to differ. Screenshots shown, they still won’t take any responsibility.
Appalling customer service from @thetrainline bought & used their e-tickets, yet I was also charged for my journeys by @TfL trainline are taking no responsibility, & offering no help to resolve this problem.They’ll take your money, but are happy to see you out of pocket
Absolutely fuming with @thetrainline @TfL & @NatWest_Help I’ve been charged twice for tickets I’d bought, no one wants to take responsibility, and my bank thinks a fraudulent transaction is ok. They don’t care who’s got my money, as long as they make their interest on it.
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