Not the ASP: FINE! @FSU_CEO
Self appointed CEO of the Free Surfers Union. Where @Bobby805, @Daynolds and even @WhoisJOB are welcome and FINE! Dining In on Take Out Joined November 2011-
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The song remains the same - musical musings murmuring machinations to muted muscle memories - "mimic the masquerades of mainstream sport".
The ASP has installed an adjunct adjudicator of assemblage - as coalescing arthritic, arithmetically abhorrent arseholes is an art.
A disingenuously dribbled diatribe dangles its demagogue's due diligence director as deferrer of durability decline and destruction: FINE!
What's all the fuss about? Folks familiar with Quiksilver are highly attuned to prolonging inevitable demise. Ideal for the ASP, and FINE!
@mattburns81 Mick's fanning the flames re-tiring whenever he re-peats that pat-ented 3-turn re-pertoire and Rip-Curl re-iterates "White ϟϟ".
Mick Fanning, on a Rip Curl spreadsheet, comes under liabilities. No punchline required.
Here's hoping all "team" Rip Curl surfers secured great conditions in the assignability clauses of their contracts, though I doubt it: FINE!
My wife just asked if I was planning to spend the whole day watching football. I said no, I'm just winging it.
Dear Ununionized Workers: The corporation is neither infallible nor righteous; you are the ones that work and create, demand a union.
Bernasconi, despite his distant Italian Uncle's rep, has never met the girls of Bronte, Bondi and Tama. They're far to FINE for a Col-on.
A video free from the ASP. A bit big for the wee lads of the whistle and the rules - vimeo.com/47567901
“Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.” ~ Orwell
“Until they became conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.” ~ Orwell
Democracy is a two man race where everyone watching loses. Much like Mick Fanning vs Joel Parkinson in a Bong contentedness expo at Chopes.
Occy's financial mishaps might lead him to writing a book that goes straight to audio. Harpers and Collins have dubbed it Occumentarianisms.
A Kiwi in Oz named @SeamanStainz is an anonymous voice of reason in surfing's shallow swimming pool - so salacious it's FINE!
May someone explain which religion preaches that searching for the truth of a dead one will disturb their afterlife? Who's REALLY disturbed?
Professional sports team coaches are paid to emotionally and psychologically turn players into mental and physical slaves.

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