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Remember when it didn’t take 12 remotes to turn on a TV
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Hey, do you want to grab an ibuprofen together some time?
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I may or may not carry on a dialogue with my dog all day
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Write me a dick joke, I’m horngy.
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I fucked around and found out I liked it a lot
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Captcha might catch more fakes if they rephrase the statement : 🔲 I’m a robot
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[first time skydiving] Me: LET’S GOOOOO- *jumps out* Instructor (staring at me laying on the concrete): Plane hasn’t taken off yet
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[person sits next to me on the bus and accidentally brushes my leg] ME: [leaning in] Keep going I'm gonna cum
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Me: Are you from around here? Victoria’s Secret mannequin: …
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I’m not comfortable with the way Uncle Carl just smirked after he said, “I’ll be basting the turkey if anyone needs me.”
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the key to happiness is orgasms and peanut butter
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Autocorrect changed “lol how” into “lol hoe” and honestly that works too
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Overworked and underfucked.. story of my life..
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I went down the gym today Wait typos! I went down on Jim today
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I was having the best nap today until the guy at Pottery Barn woke me up and told me to get the fuck out
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It’s not the Inspirational Tweets I despise, it’s the condescending tone I read them in.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
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かきはらなおこ @kakiharana76795
50 Followers 3K Following
Team greeting! @TeamGreeting
2K Followers 3K Following Hello! We are team greeting! We are frends. We sell our daily life as NFT. https://t.co/khYAt3u8Op Greetings are wonderful.
Harry Mughal @HarryMu39255005
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Tech Well Industries @Techwellind
10 Followers 56 Following Tech Well Industries, Professional Small Home Appliances manufacturer and your reliable partner.
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30 Followers 60 Following
amylou @drinkerbelle4
52K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♀️NSFW 😈 Brat. mean but funny. Tips very welcome https://t.co/t6Px76gW5u
客观的观察家 @HpjbPUzB3TRDNAf
99 Followers 2K Following
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22 Followers 36 Following
BruceGuynn & BigRain @bigrain
190K Followers 188K Following #RedwoodCoastSound, New Album 'INTROSPECTIVE' Available Soon! https://t.co/V5J4tngjpf . Get Free song downloads at https://t.co/qZS3rscnmK
jacob @dinkbalshin
4K Followers 2K Following CBCs New Wave Of Comedy Season 3 IHJ Award Winner Just For Laughs NorthWest
Magszilla @barrelofbourbon
15K Followers 6K Following Avid complainer. Spearhead of the “Smile and Wave” movement. Cereal is breakfast soup.
Emmanuel Praise @Emmanue13175431
0 Followers 14 Following
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16 Followers 273 Following
Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1
35K Followers 26K Following Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.
Lauren Casey @Lauren_A_Casey
3K Followers 3K Following Running a Real Estate Investment Fund (Casey Capital) & Real Estate Brokerage (Live Real Estate)
Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps
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2 Followers 23 Following
Jude D @heyitsJudeD
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fightgeek @fightgeek
10K Followers 8K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸
Carrie @_carrienet_
72K Followers 54K Following Carrie Heinze-Musgrove, MA, LCPC, Licensed Psychotherapy online thru video conferencing. #Relationship Expert, Cubs fan, Foodie & Dog Lover.
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← Logical Man @Team4Everything
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42K Followers 33K Following J.O.T.S Ent. Producer with 15 yrs experience | writer A&R Submit to: [email protected]
GovtTookMaBaby @just_evolved
10K Followers 7K Following I used to yell out of open windows, now I do this.
Steward @getsteward
16K Followers 19K Following Accurate Sales Research. Actually. [email protected]
nick rippington @nickripp
46K Followers 43K Following Ex-News of the World hack and London-based writer of crime thrillers. Both Spark Out and Dying Seconds hit #1 in an Amazon bestseller list. 'Great street voice'
Mark Goulston @MarkGoulston
435K Followers 254K Following author, "Just Listen," in 22 languages and the top book on listening in the world, former UCLA professor of psychiatry and FBI hostage negotiation trainer
Cydni Beer @cydbeer
13K Followers 6K Following My tweets get around but I do not. Humorist. https://t.co/SBV0jEeg2R
m johnny @mjohnny3
19K Followers 23K Following The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. I ask if they're going to finish their beers.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
ThatOneGirlDr @BlondeBrandy
142K Followers 1K Following I ALMOST forgot I was a bad bitch, tragic #FiercelyIndependent #Influencer #FiercelyOutSpoken #BossAssBitch #HonestAF #Irreplaceable #Thicc #NotARealDoctor
Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
172K Followers 27K Following My pronouns are, I have a vagina. Conservative not republican. Oklahoma girl. https://t.co/WpBwMirRaP
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2
264K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
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246K Followers 17K Following Union Carpenter 164, Paramedic, Sports Phanatic, card breaker, Fantasy🏈, 🏀,🎮, 🎣 Phillies ,TB12, JKelce62, backup @sportsandtools DM for private X detail$
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83K Followers 805 Following Just a girl with some Chunky Nuggets. Alt acct is @chunkynuggets_2 🍒 Backup acct @layinglow26 💨
✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡�... @Nurse_K_
106K Followers 3K Following I run on caffeine, whiskey, sarcasm & a lil bit of football!! This is me & all my randomness, If you don’t like it fuck off!!🖕 @shaggy_og_ makes this ♥️ happy!
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121K Followers 19K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
M👾 @heyturtleneck
63K Followers 2K Following That's all I gotsta say about that.. cashapp/venmo $getschwiftyem
one letter away from ... @KarynJansen
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Cathalina @cathalina1972
32K Followers 884 Following I'm a work in progress✌/a pizza lover🍕/a music lover 🎶/not a bullshit taker 🤨/Canadian girl 🇨🇦 who is busy loving life💕
Gingy the Ginger Quee... @Feisty_Ginger_6
41K Followers 10K Following Stealer of Souls, Lover of Things, Awkward as Fuck, You might like me, you might not.. Things - https://t.co/K1BAcw0IlY
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mrs O @Whiskeytagofox
38K Followers 3K Following ❛Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom.❜ —Viktor E.
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52K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♀️NSFW 😈 Brat. mean but funny. Tips very welcome https://t.co/t6Px76gW5u
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49K Followers 12K Following photographer for Middle East Images
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49K Followers 5K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
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BruceGuynn & BigRain @bigrain
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jacob @dinkbalshin
4K Followers 2K Following CBCs New Wave Of Comedy Season 3 IHJ Award Winner Just For Laughs NorthWest
Magszilla @barrelofbourbon
15K Followers 6K Following Avid complainer. Spearhead of the “Smile and Wave” movement. Cereal is breakfast soup.
Kris @Kaptain_Krispie
17K Followers 15K Following Headstrong and driven. Fascinated by talent and The Arts. Usually plays nice. Israel💙🙏
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35K Followers 26K Following Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.
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8K Followers 5K Following I write about parenting & mental health, which it turns out aren't complementary. Author/Lawyer/Featured @newsweek @forbes @scarymommy ➡️ https://t.co/Lf5ygVpLcG
.Mela. @mela_shea
15K Followers 1K Following “Budget Sarah Silverman”- a troll, 2019 https://t.co/kLpEJfXBFT
Sassparilla @Megatronic13
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Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps
15K Followers 9K Following
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23K Followers 3K Following If you can't find a clit in my header you'll never find one in its natural habitat. Published Urban Dictionary Author.
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8K Followers 3K Following WIFE,MOM of 3 ☺️❤️~Insomniac~ love sarcasm~Backup: @Jmariec36ghost ~ #Dateline obsessed💋
Scarlett Taylor @scarlettsmuse
37K Followers 31K Following Recording artist. Songwriter. Dark alternative pop.
Jude D @heyitsJudeD
64K Followers 3K Following Am I real? Do I exist? I was lost but now am found... DM me if you dare! This is a boob Stan account!
Sir Michael @Michael1979
223K Followers 1K Following Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral https://t.co/C0gsnmxKIS
Jesse Zook Mann @zookmann
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Sherry Ann Hudak @Sherry_Hudy
21K Followers 16K Following Writer, producer, actress and advocate for mental health specific to eating disorders, depression, suicidal ideation and anxiety. God is good always!
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10K Followers 8K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸
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72K Followers 54K Following Carrie Heinze-Musgrove, MA, LCPC, Licensed Psychotherapy online thru video conferencing. #Relationship Expert, Cubs fan, Foodie & Dog Lover.
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