Fen Bogarty, Major Reborn @Fen_aBasicSwamp

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uncle mom @mayamanion

3 years ago

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

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latke @latkedelrey

3 years ago

i dated a guy for like 10 months and then got irreversible ick because he tried to pick a fight with me over the pronunciation of gnocchi even though i spoke italian and he did not

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james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations

3 years ago

just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say "showtime" to himself as he sat down on the toilet

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Emily Murnane @emily_murnane

3 years ago

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

3 years ago

BREAKING: Herschel Walker names Texas home as his primary residence on his tax forms to get a tax break, per new CNN story. Legally, Walker lives in Dallas — not Georgia.

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CheGueBara @CheGueBara7

3 years ago

@johnlees927 Beta male showing up to the date like

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Karlie Chirk @DadJokeEnabler

3 years ago

@jonny_is_good @marx_knopfler The more I think about it, the more I can’t believe he’s neither Jewish nor Canadian. Feels like he has to be at least one or the other of those things.

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SMU Replier @uhwooguh

3 years ago

@oneunderscore__

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Dr. Bhaskar Ⓥ @xbhaskarx

3 years ago

@oneunderscore__

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Dr. Bhaskar Ⓥ @xbhaskarx

3 years ago

@oneunderscore__ The four tweets that sum up this app

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Stephanie Stebbins @stephsteb

3 years ago

@oneunderscore__

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follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__

3 years ago

I was going to get something done tonight.

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Bess Kalb @bessbell

3 years ago

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

3 years ago

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

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Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes

3 years ago

I’m in Paris and I ordered an oat milk latte and the waiter said no.

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Killjoy McCoy @letsgoayo

3 years ago

A Wendy’s location called the cops over a loiterer. The cops came and killed the man. Shot him in the back. The next day, the victim’s girlfriend strolled to the same Wendy’s with a can of gasoline and burned that Wendy’s to the ground.

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Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile

3 years ago

Sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children. The idea spread from the results of a single study unreplicated since 1978. How many other false things do you know? Identifying them is where science comes in.