Myrtle @FertilityFun

I like my eggs fertilised not fried. IVF#4 BFP Baby Kit July '21 💙 @cloudsway.bsky.social England, United Kingdom Joined January 2019

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

a month ago

Yet another cancelled FET, but this one is extra special because as I was on the cancellation call, my cousin text me a photo of the baby that has just popped out 🫠

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

2 months ago

Held it together well at Kit's leavers party, until he hugged his key worker for the last time, and now I can't stop openly weeping while Kit tells me to cheer up and have some cake.

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Yoga has a branding issue. If instead of being told it's really hard and spiritual and for cool people, someone had told me it's exercise for lazy bastards who hate cardio, I would have started years ago.

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

3 months ago

My child has just discovered @numberblocks and it's insane to me that there's a programme addressing the concept of infinity that appeals to 3 year olds. The writers are the greatest talents of our generation why aren't they in charge of UK education, they're wasted.

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

5 months ago

A magpie stole nine eggs from me this morning. A MAGPIE. NINE eggs. MF.

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

6 months ago

Of course Severence had to hit the old fertility triggers, I was enjoying it too much, there was no way I could like something so weird so effortlessly 😒

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

7 months ago

I'm proud of my husband and it's impressive to hear/know what he does as an ANP for hospice patients, but for the first time in 20 years I'm seeing him in action, and it's on another level. His nan is in her last days, and the competence, compassion and care he is giving is 🤯💔

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

8 months ago

Tonight I got a text from my cousin as she has her first IVF injection, immediately followed by a pregnancy announcement from another of my original NCT crew.

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CHPI @CHPIthinktank

8 months ago

The idea that using the private sector adds genuine additional capacity to support the NHS is "utter nonsense" says our Director. The private sector is entirely reliant on NHS doctors to do any operations. Without them it would collapse overnight theguardian.com/society/2025/j…

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Ben Travis @BenSTravis

8 months ago

This is STUPIDLY good value. And a strong argument for 'subscribe to a magazine you love' as a new year's resolution...

Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen

8 months ago

This is STUPIDLY good value. And a strong argument for 'subscribe to a magazine you love' as a new year's resolution...

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

8 months ago

Who on earth is this teenager? (I put him back in goofy toddler clothing immediately and it won't be coming back out until he's 20)

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Myrtle @FertilityFun

9 months ago

Clear Blue are total bullshit merchants, only buy them if you want confusion and false hope because after a FET 3 weeks ago, one severe bleed and a second never ending miscarriagey bleed, every other brand is lily white and CB is still a strong positive and it's fucking. me. up.