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Get him upstairs, get him outta here
Where are Chris Sale’s scissors and how fast can we get them to the Sox training facility?
Where are Chris Sale’s scissors and how fast can we get them to the Sox training facility?
It’s Day 1 and I’m certain I don’t need to ever hear another word from Pedro Grifol
It’s Day 1 and I’m certain I don’t need to ever hear another word from Pedro Grifol
By the way, the last minute of this game is total chaos. Bears had no timeouts and called three plays no where near the sidelines or end zone. From first and goal.
By the way, the last minute of this game is total chaos. Bears had no timeouts and called three plays no where near the sidelines or end zone. From first and goal. https://t.co/3X8ToZra87
Signature play of Mongo's career!
Signature play of Mongo's career!
Everyone remembers Cap Boso and his face full of grass. No one remembers Steve McMichael ripping the ball right out of Blair Thomas’ hands to make that Boso play possible.
Why would the Bears fire Getsy if they felt the QB was the problem?
Why would the Bears fire Getsy if they felt the QB was the problem?
Why are people so surprised that Luke Getsy is getting interviews? He’s an untrustworthy rat that will do whatever it takes to make sure he survives. It’s no wonder him and Rodgers were so tight.
There are a lot of guys Chicago should be looking at. Unfortunately, most don’t fit into the GM’s 12 year rebuild program.
There are a lot of guys Chicago should be looking at. Unfortunately, most don’t fit into the GM’s 12 year rebuild program.
Greece winning euro 04 fox soccer channel and the popularity of the premier league were a couple years away, and the English press were bitter they didn’t win and Greece won playing ugly and defensive, but it happened and it’s the biggest upset in any sport ever Ελλάς ολέ!!
Greece winning euro 04 fox soccer channel and the popularity of the premier league were a couple years away, and the English press were bitter they didn’t win and Greece won playing ugly and defensive, but it happened and it’s the biggest upset in any sport ever Ελλάς ολέ!! https://t.co/OzIs9PZ7cJ
It is dirty pool to mention that teammates may not like the prospect I’m in love with.
It is dirty pool to mention that teammates may not like the prospect I’m in love with.
Hey maybe the Sox should sign this guy for right field.
Hey maybe the Sox should sign this guy for right field.
Are we supposed to be hyped seeing this? Because I am only getting DIAPED.
Brock Purdy hit an open receiver Challenge
The real ones go into Baltimore and do nothing of substance
The real ones go into Baltimore and do nothing of substance
This dope will be the first one to declare Caleb a bust the first time he goes 12/26 for 1 td and 2 picks. Take a hike, loser
This dope will be the first one to declare Caleb a bust the first time he goes 12/26 for 1 td and 2 picks. Take a hike, loser
Prospect pervs watching these clips
Prospect pervs watching these clips https://t.co/S9vLhMufYu
Where can I apply to be an After the Fact Scout? Gotta be one of the best jobs in America, if you can get it.
Where can I apply to be an After the Fact Scout? Gotta be one of the best jobs in America, if you can get it.
Get this bozo upstairs and get him outta here
Get this bozo upstairs and get him outta here
Imagine being a Major League Baseball player and not knowing what pitcher you’re facing. What year is this
Imagine being a Major League Baseball player and not knowing what pitcher you’re facing. What year is this
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Pedro Grifol said Andrew Vaughn is a getting a day off to “reset,” amid his slump. Looking at his video, Grifol said Vaughn is “a click away” from getting in a groove.
are fanatics new MLB uniforms "spongeworthy"?
there's literally an episode where George ruins the Yankees uniforms and this is the analogy you went with?
Baseball’s infatuation with Nike is like the “Seinfeld” episode when George tries to be friends with Elaine’s cool boyfriend. My column on yet another MLB fashion flop: theathletic.com/5279338/2024/0…
before everyone piles on with "oh theyre cheap and they suck and jed is a loser" im watching every game. you can't stop me. i will be a true dumbass forever.
the 15 man rotation will revolutionize the sport
Pedro Grifol said he has 14-15 pitchers that the Wh Sox will stretch out to become possible starters, in his opening comments here in Glendale.
@AirTrafficAJ i love how mad you are about this team
we don't appreciate how valuable it is to have tony romo explain playoff fuck ups from an expert's point of view
@FifthFeather In 2024, if a QB took a sack that Harbaugh took there, he would never start another NFL game in his life.
Signature play of Mongo's career!
Everyone remembers Cap Boso and his face full of grass. No one remembers Steve McMichael ripping the ball right out of Blair Thomas’ hands to make that Boso play possible.
i agree
Brock Purdy seems like a nice kid. He's having a great time at his job. His family looks so proud of him. His coworkers are so supportive. He hasn't done anything wrong. And it is time for Patrick Mahomes to end this national nightmare and body-slam him slate.com/culture/2024/0…
@FifthFeather when ive seen all the tweets i go there to give myself the requisite amount of brain damage i need to get through the day
you know, you people don't have to watch true detective. just stop watching it.
@RealFansProgram Watching John Lynch take his victory walk along the Niners’ sideline during the NFC championship, I imagined the rage flowing through @FifthFeather and it made me reflect upon my own sports archenemies. For the rest of the fatal four, which sports rivals make your blood boil?
@FifthFeather we say shit with no repercussions but we also do not make a living off it
everyone's talking about some PECOTA (who cares) so I checked out some of the projections from 2023. good stuff.
My reoccurring nightmare is the White Sox giving Ba*er $100m and going “this is what y’all wanted right”
@FelsGate the weird screaming begs to differ
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