FinTwit K-9 Unit (bastards) @FinTwitK9Unit
🚨 Bringing order to the lawless stonk market 🚨 Obvious parody and not investment advice, you dumb Robinhoodlum 🚨 Joined March 2021-
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Whomst is buying speculative investments from the defanged “Wolf” of Wall Street (rural Long Island)?
No it ain’t. JAIL!
“I’m a communist” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🇨🇳🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🇻🇳🚩🚩🚩🚩
You put #RichInPixels We put #RichInJail
You put #RichInPixels We put #RichInJail
Why pay for NFTs when you could pay for bail?
Austin Powers Jr.: The Crypto Entrepreneur Who Scammed Me
Austin Powers Jr.: The Crypto Entrepreneur Who Scammed Me
In lieu of pay raises or reduced hours, analysts should be allowed to “warm up” their MDs before pitches like this
In lieu of pay raises or reduced hours, analysts should be allowed to “warm up” their MDs before pitches like this
🚨PRE-PLANNED MARKET MANIPULATION ADMISSION OF GUILT ALERT🚨
John W. Rich (scarred for life) has not been well since this discovery
Everyone But I To Detention Arrest
https://t.co/Oyf8CY0xAu
Everyone
Why are all these dumb kids taking analyst jobs nowadays when they could have simply been born as a wealthy emerald mining heir?
Why are all these dumb kids taking analyst jobs nowadays when they could have simply been born as a wealthy emerald mining heir?
Many people on FinTwit have had Conversations (Depositions) with Authorities (100 hour sessions)
Many people on FinTwit have had Conversations (Depositions) with Authorities (100 hour sessions)
We are happy to see that @CaptainNasdaq is listening to his probation officer on completing required parole tasks in a timely fashion
Although most corporate PR accounts are now removing the Rainbow from their logos at the conclusion of Pride Month, we are intrigued to see @Cokedupoptions companies’ still flying the other Pride flag
The FinTwit K-9 Unit hereby orders all 799 accounts following Dr. Moyo to promptly unfollow him immediately. We will call in our Cyber Defense Force (@jack) to intervene should this command not be taken seriously.
Ratio this tweet if you hate the police
RIP Donald Rumsfeld you would have loved uncovering unknown unknowns
RIP Donald Rumsfeld you would have loved uncovering unknown unknowns
Young Parik Patels Ca.. @youngpariks_cat
62 Followers 235 Following A cat with futuristic and historic ambiance. Mother to twins.
John W. Mars @marsedupoptions
49 Followers 137 Following also known as the Red Planet | fourth planet from the Sun | I have two moons Phobos and Deimos | named after the Roman god of war | Wealthy
SheriffOfNottingham @SheriffOfNotti3
378 Followers 1K Following X-gen. Live in the memeverse. Life Enjoyneer.
chris92841 @chris92841
140 Followers 326 Following
Alisson Rodrigues @homerogeo
79 Followers 952 Following Louco por tecnologias, inovacao, negócios e escotismo.
Tyler Anderson @tyanderson812
137 Followers 1K Following
Abdulmalik Bin Saud @maliksaudz
73 Followers 398 Following Boom Boom Boom, gotta get get. Info Sys & Business.
Site Reliability Enby.. @SiteRelEnby
2K Followers 5K Following Ex-{sys,c*s} admin | she/they | AuDHD/CPTSD abuse survivor | 30+|transfem transhuman, wolfgirl of WSB | tech/lights/cars/motorsports (LH44) |fintwit-adjacent
Hector McNeil @Hector_McNeil
2K Followers 1K Following Co CEO & Founder at HANetf | ETF Specialist | Business Innovation | Expert Investor Views are my own
Eagle pip @EaglePip
120 Followers 1K Following just wanna find those turns📈📉 forex guru🤑 wanna ride the whole 🌊 wave
Linda Ann @linda_d60544
0 Followers 42 Following
Georgetown Rescuer @gtownrescuer
199 Followers 177 Following not what Georgetown fans what…but what they need
Cachica @diegorafaelgrau
110 Followers 1K Following Apasionado de las Finanzas. Mis tweets son solo opiniones, no soy asesor financiero.
Eric Hale @Eric714
2K Followers 4K Following Curious dyslexic. Fintwit, Hike, Bike, BJJ, Dogs, EV, Solar https://t.co/vhvslmqD93… 🥋🐕🚶♂️🗻⛺🚲🛶 | ⚛️ 🏡🔆=🔌⚡🚘 | 🗽 RULE #5
Jonathan Arvilli @ucfjonny
113 Followers 729 Following
Doge Pound 🐶 @TheDogePoundNFT
180K Followers 9K Following Your Digital Companion 🐶 https://t.co/fvYBHyHg8p
Barron W. Rich @BarronWRich
335 Followers 334 Following Eldest son of @cokedupoptions Coinbase Chair of Elderly relations committee, former Wendys VP |Parody
Садовод Leo Ag.. @LeoAgue31059960
0 Followers 53 Following 🙋♀Оптом и в розницу🙋♂ Женская мода (22-23)
Kenton @Kenton98452545
34 Followers 571 Following
Giant Meteor @_fortysixand2
87 Followers 1K Following Veteran | Student | E*Trader | Future Cybertruck Owner | #Dogecoin HODLER! | $AMC APE! | Long $NNDM - Not financial advice | @SamHarrisOrg Fan | Keep Texas Red!
Gary Singh Nagra @thegarynagra
87 Followers 965 Following |God & Family First| Entrepreneur|Millionaire|Second|
Dr. Sahil Patel @SahilPatelCFO
23 Followers 21 Following CFO of Patel Industries. Proud father of Parik and Grandfather to Chamath.
otak @otak78
0 Followers 2K Following
Jean Lucas Picard @alert_redshirt
526 Followers 766 Following My Job:Spell checker to the Blue Check Bourgeoisie My Financial Strategist: @eliserae10 PARODY
Brad W. Rich (Drunk T.. @DailyRe45406479
39 Followers 89 Following Brother of @Cokedupoptions, uncle of @JohnWRichKid, son of @retiredoilexec and secret lover of @John_ExWife. I have problems with alcohol and John's a pussy.
red. bear. E. and me @borrachobama21
178 Followers 2K Following
TheNormallyReservedAu.. @normally_the
27 Followers 880 Following A former greens keeper turned investor, I also own some lumberyards with my friend Ty but I don’t know where they are. Also really like Palantir.
Katrina Worges @KatrinaWorges2
0 Followers 13 Following
Case Hunter @KennethHenrikO1
9 Followers 176 Following High Voltage Electro 🐍🔥⚓ Danger Man . Blogspot:Radarblue
shane doc rab @shanedocrab1
2 Followers 240 Following
Almo (oLd, fAt, AnD b.. @Yigh
925 Followers 1K Following Here for the lolcow dumpster fires. Connoisseur of Shit Talking. Pronouns: Based/Bitch
AuditPuru.DAO (👨�.. @saxenus
195 Followers 300 Following Famed conquerer of the ancient world who exclaimed, “I came, I saw, I have a position,” when conquering the Gauls
Vaughn🇺🇸 @vaughnthompson
5K Followers 2K Following Legacy builder. Freedom seeker. Investor. Dad of 2 men. 🇺🇸🇬🇧 U always ask, “what's in it for me?” I always deliver. : the real man. Based.
Merlin Andrew @merlin_andrew
28 Followers 288 Following
SSOT @zukoboy72
69 Followers 651 Following just here to bull my way to some freedom of some sort freedom send your dogecoin here-- DQrH4XMuqsEwv7898RkM2DekjH4k3UTGff
Ninja Cat @NInjaRichCat
75 Followers 95 Following Recovering catnip addict. Stealthy af. -Meow out ......
House Speaker (Inside.. @PelosiTrader
3K Followers 345 Following Government Of the Wealthy, By the Wealthy, For the Wealthy (parody account 🤷🏻♀️)
Cash Poor Capital @cashpoorcapital
1K Followers 220 Following My two favorite things in this world are oxymorons and leverage.
Rarely Twerking Capit.. @BarelyWorkinCap
927 Followers 16 Following
Mufasi 🇿🇼 🇺�.. @MufasiRzaf
241 Followers 233 Following #1 Airforce pilot in Zimbabwe history (retired to a non-voluntary labor camp). Admin of Harare Street Bets. MSB strategic planning director NO NUDES
Sheep of Wall Street @Biohazard3737
50K Followers 3K Following MD/MBA. Investor. Disclaimer: Not financial advice. Might buy or sell any securities without disclosures.
Anya @anyatrades
228K Followers 417 Following 🚨 I don't have Telegram❗️Don't click any links in replies! 🤖 | Daytrader | Stocks | 🎓 Master's in Economics | Chatroom FREE TRIAL 📩 [email protected]
John B. Rich Jr. III .. @JohnWealthyMD
59 Followers 105 Following Managing Director | Former Economic Advisor | Self-made millionaire | 5x men’s league champion with the Pompliano basketball team
John W Rich Kid Lawye.. @NotARichLawyer
62 Followers 7 Following I represent the Rich family. Opinions are my own not my clients. Don’t represent poor clients
Bizarro John W Rich @bizarro_w
16 Followers 66 Following Philanthropist, nursing home volunteer, I cook soup at the food pantry, let’s raise taxes to support the poor.
GPT stories @KidLetterman
12 Followers 18 Following
John W. Rich @JohnWRich
2K Followers 2K Following Parody of @Cokedupoptions, who is a parody of me, who is a parody of him, who is a parody of me, who is a parody of him, and so on and so forth. It’s very meta.
THE JOHN W. RICH FOUN.. @spanish_cfo
21 Followers 14 Following Great advise is worth 12 times more then Money - John W. Rich parody
J Rich Da Don (Rapper.. @JRichDaDon1
322 Followers 266 Following DEBUT ALBUM "OPENING BELL" DROPPING SOMETIME
Save With Me @MattsCatsRescue
12K Followers 101 Following Come back every day to find out where the freebies are, Coupon’s, Giveaway’s, Crypto, NFT’s
Size Chad @SizeChad
90K Followers 3K Following The Giga Chad behind your busted stops. @offchainlabs
Preserving the Light .. @billionaire_ca
7K Followers 282 Following I'm dedicating my entire fortune to ending the woke mind-virus, building a human colony on Mars, and making a friend.
Moe Lester (Unhinged) @wealthymolester
122 Followers 66 Following | 2ft 10in | 10 years old | registered sex offender |
NchoFN @fnncho
3K Followers 23 Following
Reginald W. Rich @ReginaldWRich1
33 Followers 11 Following Standard Oil Company and Trust Vice Chairman since 1870 JP Morgan Chase Oil analyst since 1799
Baby John W. Rich (Ne.. @milkedupoptions
73 Followers 92 Following I am the son of John W Rich and his 7th fiancé / 5th wife. Not parody, I am an actual 5-month-old baby.
Jean Lucas Picard @alert_redshirt
526 Followers 766 Following My Job:Spell checker to the Blue Check Bourgeoisie My Financial Strategist: @eliserae10 PARODY
Brad W. Rich (Drunk T.. @DailyRe45406479
40 Followers 89 Following Brother of @Cokedupoptions, uncle of @JohnWRichKid, son of @retiredoilexec and secret lover of @John_ExWife. I have problems with alcohol and John's a pussy.
John W. Wick @JohnWWick1
16 Followers 8 Following Shit coin investor | Stocks | Crypto | Cousin of John W. Rich | PARODY
Satoshi Saxena @SatoshiSaxena
66 Followers 16 Following Distant relative of Saxena's. Black sheep of Saxena clan. Ostracized for having cryptographic ideas... but still one of the Saxena's!
Puru Saxena Wife's Bo.. @SaxenaWifesBF
76 Followers 19 Following Wife's Boyfriend of Investor, retired money manager/founder of money mgt. firms in Hong Kong (Marrying into Saxena Parody Family)
place holder @CS9234234
95 Followers 18 Following
GrandpaSaxena @GrandpaSaxena
128 Followers 14 Following Managed Saxena family office and fund. Retired broken. Disclosure - I have a position
Name cant be blank @longsqueeze
922 Followers 541 Following
Mama Saxena @MamaSaxena
165 Followers 80 Following Puru's mama since he was little. I'll “always” have a position. Our family hedging strategy is one of a kind
King Saxena XIV @KingSaxenaXIV
151 Followers 62 Following Great-great-great-great-great grandfather of investor Puru Saxena. King of Saxenaville and renowned monopoly investor.
jack @jack
6.5M Followers 4 Following npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
AuditPuru.DAO (👨�.. @saxenus
195 Followers 300 Following Famed conquerer of the ancient world who exclaimed, “I came, I saw, I have a position,” when conquering the Gauls
Sis Saxena @saxena_guru
867 Followers 35 Following I taught my little brother @saxena_puru 🚩. Beloved sister to @pedro_capital ❤️@PattySaxena ❤️proud aunty to @kidsaxena❤️ Purudy. My Investment strategy pinned:
Patty Saxena Meade @PattySaxena
301 Followers 30 Following Proud member of Saxena Family. Sister of Pedro Saxena. Wife of Will Meade Disclosure - I have a position in mixing techno and house tunes.
Pedro Saxena Kid @KidSaxena
277 Followers 12 Following Learned all about investing through my dad and aunt. Trying to create high returns in our family investment funds with simple hedge strategies
Pedro Saxena @Pedro_Capital
9K Followers 15 Following Retired Money Incinerator, Purus more successful brother. (Parody) Not a real Saxena. All tweets are fake and for comedy purposes.
Overheard on Wall Str.. @OHWallStreet
15K Followers 2K Following 🎙️The official voice of Wall Street 📰 Newsletter: Short Squeez (Join 200k+ readers 👇) 🤳 Follow for finance news, insights & memes
A Sloth flying to the.. @slothflyingmoon
119 Followers 211 Following Just an average sloth flying really high
Lloyd Ostertag @LloydOstertagg
15K Followers 2 Following
OK. THE HACKERS ARE NOT CIA. THEY ARE IDIOTS.
@garyvee @veeconference So pumped. Want to split a room at the Red Roof Inn?
@musa "But first let me squeeze out one last viral tweet"
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of startup pitch meetings and then asked it to re-create a startup pitch meeting of its own. Here is the first page.
When I started 2021 I told myself there was no way I would have a Twitter account with a million followers by the end of the year and I was right
Yeah the metaverse is cool, but have you ever tried sex?
@ParikPatelCFA @litcapital @FinTwitK9Unit @buccocapital plot twist, @TrungTPhan is actually @litcapital and @ParikPatelCFA
@ParikPatelCFA @buccocapital @litcapital So I can sue everyone above for stealing my IP?
every 10 likes ill make his forehead longer
Amazing deleted tweet from the mayor of Miami
@elonmusk @Helloimmorgan Catching you with my ex-wife
I think @Jason is really close to funding my startup
Am thinking of starting new university: Texas Institute of Technology & Science
@elonmusk @wapodavenport Actually I am donating a small portion of my $SHIB gains to fund the rest
If that $SHIB trader put $414k into his trade 400 days ago instead of $8k, he'd be the richest person alive today Should have planned ahead a little better
Still can’t believe I blew a 4 stroke lead to this guy.
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