Matt @matthewesp
out building on hiatus | Software Engineer | Memes | Idk what else to put here Joined July 2013-
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Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr
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admit it: we all picked up programming because we wanted to build games. but somehow, we all ended up writing crud and some dao-impls-manager-factory.
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dudes be 27 saying "what's the move tonight" bro go accumulate capital
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Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip
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Web devs are built for the AI era. We’ve been getting new frameworks nonstop for 10+ years. A new AI model every few weeks? That’s nothing.
Asked ChatGPT agent to look for a romantic get away Airbnb within 3 hours of Chicago and it immediately started looking at listings in Gary, Indiana
Asked ChatGPT agent to look for a romantic get away Airbnb within 3 hours of Chicago and it immediately started looking at listings in Gary, Indiana https://t.co/n2p2lQDqVE
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Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life
Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life
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git checkout -b fix/refactor
Okay but how long before AI can start folding our clothes and loading up the dishwasher?
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“He’s not a sales rep. He’s a Senior Enterprise Account Executive!”
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just got repo access and it's 97.3% C#
Really bad business move imo, they have the polarized glasses classics at Costco for like $80-115
Really bad business move imo, they have the polarized glasses classics at Costco for like $80-115
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I flew through LaGuardia this morning and when I went to take my shoes off the TSA agent yelled at me like I was a crazy person doing something completely unexpected
I flew through LaGuardia this morning and when I went to take my shoes off the TSA agent yelled at me like I was a crazy person doing something completely unexpected
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Pro tip: you can basically travel the world by using google maps.
Pro tip: you can basically travel the world by using google maps.
Bro waited no time checking his wallet
Bro waited no time checking his wallet https://t.co/lHSJweMBcr
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