First Time Server @FirstTimeServer
First time waiting tables...and it's fine dining! Oh the fun I shall have. Joined August 2016-
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The place I work at pretty much did a 100% menu change. PEOPLE ARE SO PISSED. Honestly I would be too. Portions smaller and price went up!
Please stop saying "plus" on your steak temp orders. THAT'S NOT A THING
How are all my servers doing? It's been a minute! #ServerLife #WaiterProblems #ServerProbs
That moment you make eye contact with a person at your table and realize exactly what you forgot to grab for them! #ServerLife #ServerProbs
I felt like a punk working in a restaurant at 23. At 33, I've met thousands and even learned to cook! If I see 43, I wonder what I'll know.
Guest today, "Do you have like just plain water where you can put like a lemon on the rim? No we don't have water and Ive never heard of such a drink....
I can't even begin to tell you how many times a guest asks, "What's the difference between the 6 and the 9 ounce filet?"
that awkward moment when you crack a joke at the table and you’re the only one that laughs #serverprobs
U ever sit at home and mind your own business then all the sudden u go into a panic bc you JUST remembered your table earlier today needed extra napkins and u forgot to bring it to them???? :// #serverprobs
Sometimes I hate myself for working weekend doubles but at the end of the night it's sooooo worthhhh ittt 🤑🤑🤑 #serverlife
You have a severe beef allergy so you came to a steakhouse. Got it. #dearcustomer #serverlife
#dearcustomer when you are the last person in a bar and can see the staff trying to clean around you and close up, what part of your brain is missing that doesnt make you feel the need to gtfo #serverlife @bitchywaiter
#Serverlife is having $400 in cash and $3 in your account 😅
Not sure which is better....cash money or getting my cut slip! #serverprobs #Serverlife
Guest: "Ill take the shrimp pasta." Server: ***Delivers the dish*** Guest: "Oh there's shrimp in this? Im allergic." Server: ***Dies Inside*** #Serverlife
Pro tip if you are in a restaurant after they are closed and you send back your FREE bread cause it wasnt steamed enough, go fuck yourself #waitressproblems
Working as a waitress has increased my threshold to tolerate rude people 1000% #waitressproblems #friggintruth
Waitress: I’m gonna go to the bathroom so hold off on seating me. Hostess: Okay, not a problem. W: Thanks! A minute later... H: *peaking through bathroom door* You have a 4 top at B4. W: *pulling down my pants to pee* Well... fuck. #waitressproblems #dailyissue
‘Sourdough bread doesn’t contain any gluten,right?’ - #Customer #waitress #waitressproblems #restaurants

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