Server Girl @server_rant
Seasoned Server & Resident Alpha Bitch--serving up warm smiles, hot rants, & cold revenge! Restaurant Near You Joined June 2010-
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Being a foodie is not a talent.
The first cocktail after work helps to forget the last table, the second to forget the whole night, the third to forget you’re a waiter.
Your office is closed on Labor Day but restaurants are ALWAYS open. Do something NICE for the people cooking and serving for you today.
After having problems deciding, a table tonight actually said “Sorry, we’re both really high right now.” Amazing.
#DearCustomer your inability to read/ask questions about our menu does not make me responsible for the food not being what you wanted
Regional manager told me, "Now I understand why you drink so much. It's this place."
youtu.be/LTsk_hRoFTE #serverLife #ServerProblems @1ntoxicologist @server_rant @smartasswaitres@GrumpyBartender
"I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion." - Miguel de Cervantes bit.ly/1wUXnMV #mcm
It's a "lock-the-doors-and-set-this-place-ablaze" sort of shift. #serverproblems
In my sexiest voice: "Oh chef, let me be your thorn!" --Dryly, "I don't need anymore thorns." #truelife #serverlife
Oh noobs & their refusal to do running sidework... how I will destroy you. Let me count the ways. #serverlife #serverproblems
For example, Lowes has ONE register open & a huge line. Walmart? The same, but worse. Try that shit in a restaurant.
It amazes me the shit that people will put up with at other businesses, but would never tolerate if they were in a restaurant. #serverlife
Stop telling me to speak slower, listen faster you dumb old fuck! #serverlife #serverproblems
Why do I feel like my job is an exercise in mental gymnastics? #serverlife
I love when you ask a table if they want drinks & they're like "no I'll just have water" that's a drink you fuck #serverprobs
I'm so glad you had to verify I would put lemon with your water only to not use it. #serverlife #serverproblems
Confessions of the shift lead: you work more than everyone because you WILL work more than everyone else. #schedulenazi #serverproblems

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