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new @FlexxMag piece from me, I’m celebrating love
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wrote this, and I think it’s really pushed me towards the “she has to retire” camp
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ooooooo @youngjsingleton wrote this *sexy producer tag voice*
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First humor piece in a while! I dedicate this to hot trader joes employees ever who like what i order😿 #humorpiece #traderjoes
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Welp here's a @FlexxMag piece I wrote after Uvalde: Never Stop Learning! This Teacher's Going Back To School To Get Her Coroner’s License flexxmag.com/news/never-sto…
Lockin Ups own @jamesbknight dropping Thursday night heat
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"Help them think that the time someone assumed they liked country music is exactly the same as their co-workers of color being systematically paid less than them for doing the same job." My latest on #inclusive workplaces in @FlexxMag: flexxmag.com/news/how-to-en…
@FlexxMag I was very nervous about reading this list because I had it in my mind that Bobby Goren wouldn't be on it. So, I was relieved when I saw he was. 😀
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