kelly cooper @kellyccooper
🌝 brooklyn comedy 🌝 @ladieswhoranch 🌝 watch "Message in a Bottle" on @adultswim SMALLS and @hbomax+ The Duchess of Nothing: https://t.co/NV8BrhAEBH linktr.ee/kellyccooper Brooklyn, NY Joined May 2011-
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If i was going to the met gala a few years in a row I'd just wear what i wore last year
what is it called when mercury is not in retrograde but everything is still fucked up and bad
I've covered campus activism since the late 90s. Nothing that's happening on campuses now -- sit ins, building takeovers, encampments -- is at all outside the standard vernacular of student protest. What's unusual is administrators calling in riot cops on their own students
.@WKCRFM is a new york & national institution & what they’ve done tonight & the last couple weeks is nothing short of astounding. & with hard bop on top!
making my boyfriend buy a tennis racket so that he can smash it on the floor in front of me while i stare blankly and touch my Tiffany cross necklace
challengers made me carsick but in a hot way .... ?
If we are naming children after fictional characters and cities I am going to name mine after my favorite web application: Gmail
the cottage cheese industrial complex.... doesnt mean much but rhythmically very fun to say
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
me: what should i dooooo nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans
I found a way to resolve the whole trans women in bathrooms situation (this mostly involves stuff I can do on my end)
exceptional article on hollywood, monopoly, and finance from @dbessner in Harper's. a few quotes from me, @mmmbanksy @jenholt13 @ShawnaKidman and others.
exceptional article on hollywood, monopoly, and finance from @dbessner in Harper's. a few quotes from me, @mmmbanksy @jenholt13 @ShawnaKidman and others.
Just finished S9 of Alone and would watch a whole series on Karie Lee....truly brought me joy....we would have been friends in college when i was made of pure granola
OJ Simpson, the New York financier? The one with the island?
made a whole short film based off of this tweet!!! we filmed it and its gonna be so good but we need to raise money for post-production so we launched a seed&spark fundraising campaign today 🌱 contribute if it makes sense, share if you want, I love you seedandspark.com/fund/what-else…
made a whole short film based off of this tweet!!! we filmed it and its gonna be so good but we need to raise money for post-production so we launched a seed&spark fundraising campaign today 🌱 contribute if it makes sense, share if you want, I love you seedandspark.com/fund/what-else…
Eric Adams: in New York our earthquakes have swag. The only shake we know is the Harlem shake. It may have been a 4.8 but some people register a four point hate on my Richter scale. I think I was Richter in a past life [sees kid hitting vape] what’s that, some sorta crack pipe?
Me: babe where do you wanna eat tonight? I want a twist on the classic grill My bf:
remember the riddle where the answer was "the doctor was the boys mother" i forget the lead up but that shit still gives me goosebumps....
PLEASE HELP! My friends took a 3D house tour and I haven't heard back from them in over 9 months
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Martin Kove @MartinKove__
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Will n. @willniedmann
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out of context caro y.. @carosnake
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maya sharma… @goodjobmaya
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3K Followers 647 Following wake up, hit the toilet & I'm Farter McButt. I log in & I'm Conntent McNett. I'm on stage & im Bomber McRutt. I get in bed & im Cummin MyNut
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Staff Picks @paffsticks
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Henry 😜 @degeneracy_now
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Listening to the Challengers soundtrack and absolutely destroying my low impact 30 minute Pilates workout video
tbh the show afterwards wasnt so bad and the final season was a return to form. a historically, seismically bad episode but also the two of them have been far more vocal on gaza than nearly any other celebrity. time to let it go children
That Hillary spot did so much damage to such a great show
Straight up wtf are you talking about
This November, voters are going to teach Donald Trump a valuable lesson: Don’t mess with the women of America.
The song is getting way more hate than it deserves, but I still think the Call Me Maybe version of the video is the best thing that came out of that year
6 years ago, Childish Gambino released 'This is America'
why did they dress jean smart as the daily
so sad that some kids won’t have a commencement ceremony this year. how are you supposed to have a good life if john fetterman doesnt tell you to “keep on truckin” before your dad buys you ricotta pancakes with lemon curd at a place called Salt and Bell
just smacked my knee against my bedside table
Ordered a martini in Michigan
i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..
The parking garage getting to the Alamo Drafthouse in LA
roommate just said "I can't believe we've never had to buy trash bags the whole time we've lived here"
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