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Up-to-the-second guide to the trendiest gobholes and noshpits in and around London, by @brainmage. Will write for you, but you won't like it: [email protected] ko-fi.com/A427KKH London town Joined April 2013-
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Stollen Valour, Mayfair. Bakery staffed entirely by bull-necked men in their 50s who are perpetually angry about "the loony woke left" while also being absolutely *convinced* that they fought in World War 2. 1/5
Fucking hell. Oh god I'm so old. #MyTwitterAnniversary
Christian Slater's Whisky an' Taters, Borough Market. This charming stall, run by J.D. from Heathers, sells buttery roast potatoes cooked over coals, washed down with dangerously large quantities of scotch. When getting the bill, try not to say "what's the damage?"
Daddy's Little Brats, Richmond. Miniature hotdog stand run by an exasperated owner who constantly seems to be on the phone saying "No. No, not like that. No. That's not what we do. No I promise it's just hotdogs. With brown sauce. No. No none of that. Honestly, it's just hotdogs"
Spontaneous Human Kombucha, Gloucester Road. Welcoming café where at any moment an elderly lady sat by the fire could suddenly burst into a fermented sweet tea. Fascinating 5/5
Bottleshop Potemkin, Tottenham. Off-licence mainly specialising in vodkas "guaranteed to make you fall down the stairs". powerful and iconic 5/5
Elon's Rusk something something $44bn something something giant fucking baby. Something something Most Divorced Man Alive something something. Man. Fuck that guy.
Fireman's Ham, Islington. Finally, a sandwich shop that dares ask the question "Can you steal a slice of meat from an unsuspecting Welsh firefighter?" Delicious and thrilling. 5/5
Exquisite Corks, Mayfair. Supplied by a winery where all staff have 3 month contracts. Any notes, record keeping, & process documentation is destroyed between staff changes. The menu is "Wine: £5". You may get the best thing you've ever drunk, or you might go blind. Could be both
Enn Efh Tea, Mayfair. Blockchain tearoom. For six hundred quid and a burning stretch of rainforest you get your very own .png of a scone and some jam, with an animated gif of a teapot. At no point is any food served. Disruptive/5
Nasr-Ea, Knightsbridge. Wildly overpriced gimmick steakhouse designed only to appeal to influencers and the appallingly crass. £650 for a copper leaf-coated tomahawk that was very poor quality. Terrible customer service, worse products. Unforgettably bad. 0/5
Sir, This Is Mains, Mayfair. Cafe Gratitude by way of a seaside postcard. Every item on the menu is described in the smuttiest possible terms, and the act of merely placing an order to the unflappable, disapproving wait staff would be enough to make Sid James blush. 5/5
Conan the Cob, Leicester Square. Freshly buttered sweetcorn delivered to your table by freshly buttered hunks. From the people who brought you the barbarian-themed chicken restaurant "What is Breast in Life?" and the underwhelming "Where is the Wizard Who Grilled My Guava?" 3/5
Ceviches Rendered, Clapham. Freshly caught fish is cured in the juice of bitter oranges, before being pulped, boiled, and moulded into invoice templates before being served. 3/5
Croqu'em-Sock'em-bouches, South Ken. Action-packed patisserie where customers sit in front of a giant pile of choux pastry and have in pummeled into their mouth by a caramel fist. Ideal for special occasions 4/5
Frome-Froyo, Mayfair. After success in their native Somerset, two bumbling brothers have opened a frozen yogurt store in London's fancy Mayfair. Expect lots of falling over, getting bonkers on the head by a ladder, and inevitably falling face first into whatever you ordered. 5/5
Beef or Vendetta, Vauxhall. Steakhouse run by a surly wizard. Each time you order it's a toss up between getting a lovely bit of sirloin, or an intense feud that lasts to the death. 3/5
Grounds for Divorce, Angel. Coffeeshop offshoot of the bakery below. Extremely bitter coffee served by baristas much more attractive than anyone you could ever settle for. I saw the way you looked at her.
Grounds for Divorce, Angel. Coffeeshop offshoot of the bakery below. Extremely bitter coffee served by baristas much more attractive than anyone you could ever settle for. I saw the way you looked at her.
Clearly this should have read "Johnson" That's satire, that is. This whole government should be strung up. Fucking hell.
Clearly this should have read "Johnson" That's satire, that is. This whole government should be strung up. Fucking hell.
Penne for the Guy, Barnes. Socially-distanced pasta bar staffed by scarecrows. Once a certain number of sales have been made, all staff are unceremoniously yeeted into a bonfire. Tonight only Incidentally, this account is run by Guy. Penne for the Guy? Ko-fi.com/kelly
Professor Bison Sexho.. @Brainmage
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S'Ewa'd Head @EwaSR
15K Followers 1K Following 'Ever'. ADHD. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan Forever! Taller than Red Sonja. (She/Her) @ewacat on bluesky (@ewacat.bsky.social) https://t.co/HnrzNza1rq
wangleberry @Wangleberry
3K Followers 800 Following I make nice art. I do a stupid podcast @IDLMpodcast. I am having this narrated to me because I am bad at writing bios. [email protected]
Regular Frog @FrogCroakley
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mutable joe @mutablejoe
48K Followers 1K Following former blue tick | [email protected] | represented by @jounwin | buy me a coffee https://t.co/ohy98SjCxh
Grant Howitt @gshowitt
21K Followers 3K Following Writes RPGs: Honey Heist, Spire, Heart, etc. One third of Rowan, Rook and Decard. Here for a good time AND a long time. He/him. https://t.co/y1jxxeV4kv
Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy
53K Followers 20K Following Je suis Marxiste—tendance Groucho. I’m a reporter and have a newsletter👇🏻 “Do you know what the sad part is…? I’m a very good tailor.” Agent: @taffyagent
misha is: a box full .. @howlieT
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71K Followers 2K Following UK Technology Editor at the Guardian. Posting on Mastodon : @[email protected] https://t.co/NakoEbu0eZ Email me: [email protected]
AlexWattsEsq @AlexWattsEsq
1K Followers 616 Following Amateur Actor. Amateur Comedian. Nuisance. The worst man in Highgate yet unhanged. More frequently @AlexWattsAgain. But also @[email protected]
Smashleigh @Glitter_brawl
1K Followers 790 Following Vulpine. Lovely nightmare. Fleshy lump of stardust. Lover of words. Disgusting/beautiful/unsteady. Same name on all the other socials
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35K Followers 2K Following -- optimism of the will, pessimism of the wallet -- more abstract thinking on the general topics of this twitter at https://t.co/cP5vsFcHkU
John B @johnb78
7K Followers 6K Following Brother to dragons and/or jackals; companion to owls and/or ostriches. On the land of the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. He/him.
Patrick Dalton @shitlondon
28K Followers 1K Following Writer/Author of a moderately successful series of toilet books about a decade ago. First feature film coming late 2024! MD ANT🏅
John Henry Falle @thestorybeast
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Dean Burnett (@Garwbo.. @garwboy
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Mark Harrison @MHarrison90
886 Followers 804 Following Quizzes and rambles: @filmstories, @vodzillamag, @filmquizpod, @denofgeek + others. Tweets about: Doctor Who, 007, and Dexter the dog. Views: my own. He/him.
Cicia @zajilfm
367 Followers 639 Following Look for something beautiful to give each day. To renew your inner glow as you move through the day 😉😉
McdMenuUK @mcd_Menu
32 Followers 79 Following
Fab 5 😎 @GarciaMariachi
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3K Followers 839 Following 18% CARG since 1980. All my posts are my personal views and are NOT recommendations to buy or to sell. Please do your own independent research.
Rayhan Palash @hrhossain07
487 Followers 5K Following Thanks for visiting my profile My services All graphic design and video editing image editing etc Inbox friends for any work
ee cummings @speckledstrut
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🚀 James Burgess �.. @james_burgess
578 Followers 1K Following Vociferous local cycling zealot. Words, transport, futures. Chaotic good. Also at @[email protected]
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54 Followers 303 Following Cosmic Adventurer - Creative Writer - Casual Crafter - Insatiable Devourer of Podcasts - Serial Loafer
Uzair Bawany @TFfintec
298 Followers 635 Following Co-founder at Traydstream. A Digital platform set to revolutionise the way trade finance is processed #Fintech
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Peter Botting @peterbotting
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Mark Sattin @Finatal_SattinM
79 Followers 2K Following
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327 Followers 2K Following Politically motivated Irish Trantifa and proud 👏 She/Her 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Ally all day
Tom Foxwell @fasttalkin
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Eloise Birnam-Wood �.. @birnamwoodarts
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Zzzzzzzzoe @jc_van_wham
184 Followers 562 Following Musician/Writer/Lapsed Actor HRT 10/10/22 Opinions my own, no you can't have them. Let me write your theme song! Living on stolen Dharug land
Shooshry @Shooshry1
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227 Followers 655 Following Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable imbecile. Seeking representation. He/him. Icon by the inimitable @charlubby
Nick Fitzsimons @NickFitz
466 Followers 2K Following Freelance web applications developer. Just in case: https://t.co/u5aqjd3873 https://t.co/9eBQQDRUSs @nickfitz.bsky.social
Candace_cornor @Candacecornor1
35 Followers 299 Following
HopeMorphoH @h_morpho
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Don @Don90137872
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Holy Cow | Fine India.. @HolyCowLondonUK
165 Followers 85 Following Delicious authentic Indian food delivered right to your doorstep 🥘 Free delivery! #Angel #Archway #Balham #Battersea #Hammersmith #Kilburn #Putney
Darren Jones @darrenj97822520
17 Followers 266 Following Love nothing more than exploring this world with wife my wife and 4 kids! Lucky to do what I love for a career! Spurs through and through!!!
Judi Fruen @librophile85
74 Followers 311 Following body positivity dweeb with pronouns in my bio. she/her
Grudging Signup @GrudgingSignup
215 Followers 626 Following Long time lurker, first time poster, Kent. He/him. Block early, block often.
Mike Scott @mike_f_scott
46 Followers 365 Following
matt benton @mattdebenton
3K Followers 3K Following @holdtight_co | @insite_music | Send me weird and wonderful music | 'Insufferable and constant' - @conjureruk | Does @mattwritesart | @FKOF_Records | he/him
Tubby @tubbytitwitch
676 Followers 2K Following Constant square peg, round hole. #AuDHD #Spoonie #AllotmentWench She/ her. Header: ‘Nataraja’ by Bridget Riley.
Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzy
905 Followers 1K Following Kicking it on the 3/3. I should mention I work for NetherRealm Studios, but my opinions are my own. He/him.
Toby Anderson @tobspurpleskies
169 Followers 2K Following Punk rock, penguins, and Frisbees. I invented hot water.
Siobhán Forshaw @siobhanforshaw_
562 Followers 1K Following
Steph @urschrei
812 Followers 796 Following @MSCActions research fellow: ⋂ of cities, technology & climate change @TCD_Geography. PREV: @CASAUCL. Making open-source GIS tools @rustgeo, not actually a 🍸🦇
Dan! McKee - special .. @danieljmckee
2K Followers 2K Following The metaphorical equivalent of a woman in a big hat at the village fete.
1989 Clubhouse @1989Clubhouse
14 Followers 57 Following ✨ London’s New Members Club🍸 Cocktail Bar & Restaurant📍Covent Garden
atlantesrl @atlantesrl
467 Followers 3K Following Food distribution & a global sourcing platform for all products. Specialising in developing tailor-made solutions from brief to shelf, global import/export
Fiona @fionajohnson55
0 Followers 161 Following
S'Ewa'd Head @EwaSR
15K Followers 1K Following 'Ever'. ADHD. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan Forever! Taller than Red Sonja. (She/Her) @ewacat on bluesky (@ewacat.bsky.social) https://t.co/HnrzNza1rq
John B @johnb78
7K Followers 6K Following Brother to dragons and/or jackals; companion to owls and/or ostriches. On the land of the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. He/him.
Jack Monroe @BootstrapCook
533K Followers 14K Following Anti-poverty campaigner, budget cookery author, bylines everywhere, occasionally on your tellybox, sober #ODAAT. #YNWA.
Dead Man's Fingers @deadmansfingers
24K Followers 2K Following 💀 Give Tradition The Finger #GTTF ⚡️ Not what you expect, but everything you want 📍 Cornwall born, Bristol based, now available worldwide 🔞 Enjoy responsibly
Kat Storr @KatStorrWriter
3K Followers 4K Following 👩💻 Freelance writer. Words for @womanandhome @stylistmagazine @huffpostuk @penguinUKbooks 💙 Twin mum + 1 📣 Friends call me the foghorn [email protected]
Dum Dum Doughnuts @dumdumdoughnuts
4K Followers 1K Following Artisan Baked 🍩 Brighton, Bromley, Bluewater, Birmingham, Euston, Windsor & in Saudi Arabia - NOW - With the Worlds 1st #Vegan Croissant Donut!
Willard Foxton Todd @WillardFoxton
9K Followers 4K Following Creative Director, Development at Novel (@NovelPodcasts). Toy soldier enthusiast. DM or email me your best podcast ideas - Willard dot Foxton at https://t.co/wPZIuO1rTu
Mean2014 @TheMean2014
29 Followers 17 Following Running the biggest obstacle races of 2014 in aid of Great Ormond Street. Keep track of my training, progress and fundraising here.
Pickle Shack @pickle_shack
2K Followers 1K Following Pickle Shack is a leading foodie collective, delivering creative catering and innovative events #PopUpRestaurant #WeddingFood #CreativeCatering
Dirty Bones @DirtyBonesLDN
6K Followers 1K Following NYC-inspired comfort food & cocktails. Soho/Shoreditch/Oxford. Droppin’ to ya door on Deliveroo.
Sabotage Times @SabotageTimes
25K Followers 2K Following We can't concentrate, so why should you? Bringing the best in music, football, style, travel, film. @sabotagefilms @sabotageboxing @sabotagefootbal
Taylors of Harrogate @Taylors
19K Followers 2K Following We make proper tasty coffee ☕️ For the second-best hot drink, try @YorkshireTea.
Modern Toss @ModernToss
62K Followers 590 Following the stink of excellence in a world gone tits up. Contact: [email protected]
Ally Smith @Dinnerathonblog
398 Followers 781 Following Eating my way round London... and ocassionally writing about it.
Marble Brewery @marblebrewers
28K Followers 2K Following Brewing up a storm since 1997. Visit us at @TheMarbleArch for the freshest beers & @MarbleTapRoom for brewery tours, events & hire. Tweets by the Marble Team.
Cwrw Otley @CwrwOtley
6K Followers 1K Following On-site brewery at Gastropub @BunchGrapesCF37 serving Cwrw Otley & local craft beer 7 days a week 12 til late 🍻
Claire @clairestrickett
8K Followers 2K Following Brand strategy director at @Anomaly, cat serf, and sometime food/wine writer
Matthew Clark @mcdincely
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Colin Stronge @ColinStronge
4K Followers 674 Following Head Brewer, Co-Director, owner, tinkerer, thinker, drinker @lostcausebrewingco
Williams Bros. Brewin.. @Williamsbrewery
18K Followers 3K Following A family of brewers producing an eclectic range of craft beer. Scottish Beer Awards Brewery of Year 2022 https://t.co/gr06rT9x6P
myBrewerytap @myBrewerytap
5K Followers 2K Following myBrewerytap an online shop that enables you to buy many beers direct from smaller UK breweries. Also listing US Craft beers, British Ciders and World Beers.
Triple fff Brewery @TriplefffBrewer
8K Followers 2K Following Brewing stunning beer in Hampshire since 1997. No politics, no judging, just beer... https://t.co/bmniOgi6JE
Dominic Driscoll @ThornbridgeDom
5K Followers 905 Following Makes beer 🍻 Secretary and Director of Wingerworth Village Allotment Society.
Thornbridge Brewery @thornbridge
52K Followers 3K Following Thornbridge Brewery brew a range of stunning beers with Innovation, Passion & Knowledge. From Bakewell in the beautiful Peak District. 01629 815 999.
Magic Rock Brewing @MagicRockBrewCo
47K Followers 260 Following Same But Different / Taprooms: @MagicRockTap & @MagicRockTapHD9
Redchurch Brewery @Redchurchbrewer
13K Followers 1K Following Brewing award-winning craft beer in Harlow. World Beer Awards 2019 🍻💥 No.1 - UK Lager 🏆🥇 American Pale Ale 🏅 Imperial Stout 🥈
Mishkin's @MishkinsWC2
6K Followers 213 Following Now closed. A former kind-of Jewish deli with cocktails. Looking for a new home or homes...
Tiny Rebel @tinyrebelbrewco
46K Followers 13K Following Good times with a hint of beer 🍻 Join the rebellion 👇
TASTE cocktails @tastecocktails
4K Followers 3K Following Premium cocktail ingredients and recipes, delivered straight to your door (in UK). https://t.co/mHalsJcKvC
Trailer Happiness @TrailerH
3K Followers 609 Following Notting Hill's only infamous hidden little Rum Den, Bar and Kitchen...
Gin Monkey (Emma) @GinMonkeyUK
28K Followers 5K Following The original monkey of gin. Chief of #WorldGinDay (official account). Icons of Gin Communicator of the Year 2022.
Shaken Cocktails @ShakenCocktails
2K Followers 1K Following The best drinks you've ever made. Premium ingredients, recipes & tips delivered to your door. Home of #CocktailTuesday.
Bryce Chartwell @BryceChartwell
2K Followers 940 Following Celebrity chef, gastronomic innovator, Englishman in Seattle.
FoodInitiative @FoodInitiative
13K Followers 3K Following Creating extraordinary experiences through food.
Lucy B @FoodGoblin1
12K Followers 7K Following Food, Drink & Travel Blogger. 🥓 Top 30 UK Food Influencer & Top 100 Food Blog. 🧀Private Cook, Public Pig. 🥃 SNAPCHAT/INSTA/FB: FoodGoblin.✈️
TableCrowd @TableCrowd
22K Followers 10K Following Business dinners, creating quality connections. Build your network over food & drink #MeetandEat London & The World
FelicitySpector @FelicitySpector
16K Followers 2K Following Find me in a restaurant. Personal views here. RTs are not endorsements. On Instagram @felicityspector - My substack to raise money for 🇺🇦 Bake for Ukraine ⬇️
Manhattans Project @ManhattansPRJCT
1K Followers 1K Following Classic cocktails done right, delivered by your postie.
Chris @AllThingsMeaty
2K Followers 2K Following Probably made up of 90% steak | ✏ for @GoodThingsUK |✉ [email protected] | @AllThingsMeaty On Instagram
@FoodPit Large Padron Collider, Hackney Wick. Subterranean concrete restaurant where a lab-coated chef smashes ingredients together at improbable speeds. £3 billion a meal, unaffordable and messy. 3/5
@FoodPit This is an incredible pun and you should be very proud
I have drank an entire jug of coffee it's given me eyes on the inside. I can see the great amygdala clinging to buildings. The abandoned doll has come to life, and asks of my desires.
I just learned that the cafe I ate in tonight was called "Flavour Bastards" and I feel like I accidentally wondered into part of @FrogCroakley's imagination cc @FoodPit
Honestly sounds like something from @FoodPit
This revamped D.C. hotel opened with a “female empowerment theme” that features: • A portrait of RBG made out of 20,000 hand-painted tampons • Cocktails named “the huntress” and “empowermint” • And a head chef who is male. trib.al/oyxZ3iT
Now would *absolutely* be the time for Piece, a @FoodPit startup that ensures social distancing by taking payment wirelessly and then chucking your order out a window to you. You can have anything you like so long as it's jam on white bread
BREAKING: Scottish Government confirms that, from June 25th, people will be able to resume flinging pieces oot a twenty-story flat, as long as the 700 hungry weans that are testifying to it are socially distanced.
@FoodPit this one's definitely a health and safety hazard
ร้าน Mayrai Bkk ซิกเนเจอร์คือผัดไทเมรัย เป็นสูตรพิเศษที่คิดค้นโดยเชฟต้น อร่อยมากประทับใจ และยังมีเมนูข้าวซอย ตัวน้ำข้าวซอยเข้ากันกับเนื้อกลมกล่อมสุดและยังมีเมนูอีกหลายเมนูอยากให้ทุกคนมาลอง มีบาร์ด้วยนะ ได้ Michelin 1 ดาว อีก MRT สนามชัย ซ.ท่าเตียน เปิด เที่ยงวัน-เที่ยงคืน @aroii
Would attend
One-Eyed Tony's One Night Only Panettone & Negroni Zone, Bow. Cocktail & bread bar run for 24 hours by a cyclopean maniac. Incomprehensible.
@toritruslow I know I’m spamming your timeline but THIS IS VERY GOOD AND FUNNY
BREAKING NEWS: Hannibal’s Bakery (East Sheen) has had to close do to unexpected staff turnover.
Well, this just made me cry-laugh
L. Ron Hubbard's Melon Cupboard, Tottenham Court Road. One person at a time can enter this repurposed phonebox to receive a "free" slice of cantaloupe, only to be then endlessly harangued by people trying to sell them increasingly expensive fruit salad, and bottles of Xenu grigio
Having eaten here I found the Filet Minion to be the star of the show
Despicable Meat, Leicester Square. Themed restaurant based on the popular animated movies. Big hit with tourists, but the eerily yellow steaks put me off.
I always forget Cumberbatch has eyebrows. There's something about his face that makes it feel like he is a man without eyebrows and I'm surprised when I see he does actually in fact have eyebrows. x.com/marcsnetiker/s…
TVGOHOME IS BACK!!
The Bumgush Conundrum, Angel. Bold new combination of escape room and immersive dining experience. Diners are treated to a vindaloo, double espresso, & 200mg of sertraline, & then thrust into a toilet-free room which they must escape before the entire world hoses from their arse
@FoodPit just come from O Tempura, O Morels in Farringdon. tbh the battered forest mushrooms aren't what they used to be.
Okay this literally made me cry laughing x.com/foodpit/status…
Tibs or KTFO, Clapham. Ethiopian restaurant bafflingly themed around the worst kind of internet creep. Like being in a horrible teenage boy’s bedroom, but with injera. 1/5
@hollygramazio Definitely a London Pop-up right there. Maybe @FoodPit will know?
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