Problem Child @Footinit
Middle class woman of a certain age, miscellaneous heritage and exotic ‘fro. Pillock of the community. https://t.co/sKj6UggMj2 Cambridgeshire, England Joined June 2010-
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Have you seen Helen Keller musical? It was soooo quiet and deafening. 😬 I’m laughing loudly…you just can’t hear me. 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll stop. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin
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These three men share a common problem and they’ve all chosen to handle it in a different manner.
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When you eat an egg in one then someone asks you if you've seen their egg.
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Imagine if Trump’s big announcement is that he played the saxophone on Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street
Or you could drip mercury into my ears.
Or you could drip mercury into my ears.
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
At 7pm we should finally hear from the White House. Praying for good news.
Struggling? I think my clitoris has retreated into my abdomen. #Trump
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Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only £3) or please share this so I can reach new customers. Thank you! infinitebacon.com
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If Trump’s dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats
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Mainly Brits of a certain age will get this ...
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Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre
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Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Randy Rhoads, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Otis Redding; all killed in plane or helicopter crashes. This cunt:
Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Randy Rhoads, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Otis Redding; all killed in plane or helicopter crashes. This cunt:
I’ve become slightly, inexplicably obsessed with all versions of this song, the videos and the band. open.spotify.com/track/6Jn3bUGZ…
My daughter is away on a jazz singing weekend in Aix en Provence. I’m very jealous. Coolest thing ever.
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The current level of UK FlagShagging, summed up in one image.
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David liked to put friends & people he liked in his pictures. Here we have Willie Rushton & David Hockney in a balloon.
I’ve escaped to a hotel while my house is rammed with sweaty teens. I’ve already had a free biscuit and cleaned my ears with the Q-Tips. Living the dream.
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