Dr. Vodkalates @FrontPorchBabe
Im a stoop kid, vodka connoisseur, gym rat, expert zombie survivalist, pokemon master and unicorn. I'm also a veterinarian 🤷🏼♀️👩🏼⚕️ a stoop near you or the gym Joined May 2012-
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I'm just out here waiting to hear if my offer on a house has been accepted.....praying that the universe is FINALLY going to give me what I fucking deserve.... There's one offer ahead of me that I'm trying to bump. Please cross your fingers and toes for me 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
I quit my job today...so....things are LOOKIN UP!
Happy Christmas....not a single merry Christmas text message, not Christmas dinner..... I'm just not sure why I exist, yknow?
The past 3.5 years that I have lived here have been absolute shit. I have never felt so unwelcomed by a community in my life. I have made 0 connections, I feel like I have forged 0 friendships, and I really, truly don't know what is keeping me here... I think its time to move on
I've been away from work/my town/my house for one entire month....do you know how many people have reached out/texted/messaged me? Zero. The number is ZERO. How is it that after 3 years living somewhere there are zero people who care enough about me to check in after 1 month
Listen, this good luck Chuck curse was funny when I was in my 20s but....im careening towards 35 and it's not that I WANT a super intense relationship but like, could everyone stop immediately finding their wife after we hook up?!
I used body tape for the first time last night, and it LITERALLY ripped a layer of my skin off! Lmao I think I did it wrong
I'm so deep into depression right now that I can actually hear it when I talk....and it just blows my mind that nobody notices?
I have 30 days left until my sabbatical.....and it's going to be the longest 30 days of my life
A man tried to pick me up and throw me in a pool this weekend and I immediately went dead weight and wiggled out of his grip and this man was SHOCKED. So....im pretty confident in my abilities to avoid being kidnapped
Coming back from a lil vacation is so weird cuz you're like "why can't I just always be doing shit that I love to do?! Why am I spending 98% of my life working long hours and being miserable when I literally could just quit and go enjoy things?!" Anyway... wefest was fun...
Waking up in the morning and thinking "god, I wish I was dead..." is a really fucked up thing to experience when it's happening every day.....
Not me just PUMPING stimulants into my body this weekend.....
I guess I just use this app as a means to scream into the void these days.... I have nobody else to vent to, so, I guess at least on here I can get it out
I'm learning that it's a log easier to not feel alone when you're constantly on the move....when I was living somewhere new every couple of years I never realized how alone I was. But now that I'm stuck in one place......
I just informed my coworkers of this and they were all BAMBOOZLED
I just informed my coworkers of this and they were all BAMBOOZLED
I'm honestly just trying to figure out when the last time I felt happy was? And like, I can not remember?
Lived in this town for 3 years now and I feel like I have made 0 friends.... im always an afterthought when it comes to events or get-togethers... nobody ever reaches out.....like, why am I putting myself through this?
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