Writer. Creator. Instigator. Dad, but not your dad. I wrote "Speech Therapy," "Fucking History," and the "Feel Free to Quote Me" series.kylecreek.comJoined September 2009
Unoriginality is a disease, a plague of the performer, and an epidemic of the human spirit. Fulfillment will never be found by looking around and doing exactly what everyone else is doing. You must create, you must originate, and by all means, you must resist the temptation to…
Views don’t mean anything if you view yourself differently whenever you don’t get enough. Likes don’t matter if you hate the person that you are. Engagement is a dead-end if you’re not actively engaged in your own life. All social media metrics are worthless if your self-worth…
Follower count doesn’t mean anything. Engagement rate doesn’t mean anything. The only metric that matters is whether or not you are happy with the life that you have created for yourself. And, if you're not, what the fuck are you doing wasting all of your time online worrying…
If you enjoy burning sage to remove the bad energy in a room, you might also want to consider burning some bridges to cleanse your life of the people who are no fucking good for you.
The old method of catfishing was using somebody else's pictures to pretend you have a cute face, now it's using AI to pretend you have a fucking brain.
Life is funny. Because it's the people giving out the most dating advice who might actually be the most undateable, it's the gurus selling courses that are often the most incapable, and it's the individuals judging everyone that are always the most miserable. So, you might as…
Looks fade and money goes, but humor is everlasting. Seek those who match your wit, appreciate your dark shit (you know you're sick), and have the ability to laugh with you through the worst of it. A boring life simply means you've chosen to fill it with boring people.
Nothing you do has to make sense to anybody other than you. Remember drawing as a kid? Your life can be just as ridiculous and creative. Plant random trees. Put spikes on everything. Ride the dragon. Stand atop the mountain. Add a pirate ship to the pool. Surround yourself with…
Never idolize what you can't understand, which means never idolize or pedestal another person because you can never truly understand any life other than your own.
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119K Followers 5K Following✨STUDY THE GAME✨ How to be human in a digital world—(& other helpful perspectives). Remember to relax, it’s just a game.🎙️INTERVIEWS: @beyondwithnicb ✡️
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