FunctionalFather @FunFather
Parenting advice for Dads who give a damn functionalfather.com New York, NY Joined September 2009-
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She sounds hideous. You need @FrommJake
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@sprintcare I called back and finish activating the new phone. Frustrated that my initial call was dropped and had to call back again
@sprint please have customer service collect callback number so a disconnection does not require waiting on hold again #frustrated
#FFNow Russell Wilson or Andy Dalton today. Standard PPR. Ditch the trapper keeper and the pocket square.
When will @LIRR ticket machines start advising customers on whether to buy peak or off-peak tickets?
This has to be complete torture for the NBC TV actors who have answer questions from al roker #MacysParade
only @jimmykimmel sticks up for @BillSimmons - nothing from @RealMikeWilbon @JalenRose @MagicJohnson @espn #FreeSimmons
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If it’s possible to be a news operation & do business with those you cover, it’s possible to be a journalist AND a commentator @BillSimmons
Makes me sick that @espn is fine with still showing "Bill Simmons presents Grantland" on home page, while they suspended him. #FreeSimmons
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Roger Goodell insists he has not seen the footage of Bill Simmons' rant. #ESPN #NFL #FreeSimmons
Thank you @Jason for supporting @BillSimmons #FreeSimmons
Anyone know if @BillSimmons has a non-compete clause in his contract with @espn? #FreeSimmons
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