Aziz Ansari @azizansari
Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance. azizansari.com New York, NY Joined May 2007-
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Due to overwhelming demand Aziz Ansari: Last Minute Tour has added a December 28 show. Tickets on sale NOW! Get yours at: bit.ly/3s0Sf1w
FOURTH SHOW ADDED 🚨 Y’all sold out the first 3 shows, but tix to @azizansari's Jan 1st 10pm show @ParamountAustin just hit our site! Don’t sleep. These tix are gonna sell out (again) 🎫 Tix: tickets.austintheatre.org/7562/7564
Last Minute Tour. Doing a few dates. Pre-sale starts today 12PM local at azizansari.com
Here’s a joke from my special in 4 tiles with captions on it. Enjoy. Full special with audio and video on @netflix.
Here’s the PIZZA HUT bit from my new special. Watch the whole thing on @netflix: youtu.be/gYxUnkG8Sic
Oh hi. Here’s another clip from my new standup special streaming on @netflix. Enjoy.
I just released two small photo books through my friends at @dashwoodbooks number of signed copies. Order at dashwoodbooks.com or swing by the shop.
My special is now streaming on @netflix! I can think of no better way to thank everyone for their kind words than sharing this portrait of my dad by @markseliger. Hope you all enjoy the special.
My new standup special Aziz Ansari: Right Now starts streaming on @netflix tomorrow. Here’s a clip: youtu.be/LJqhSipUuzw (cc: @netflixisajoke)
ROAD TO NOWHERE TOUR IS DONE! Thanks to everyone who came out to see the tour. I dedicated the special to all of you. It’s on @netflix July 9. Hope you like it.
NEW STANDUP SPECIAL! Aziz Ansari. Right Now. Directed by Spike Jonze. Out July 9th on @NetflixIsAJoke
BETHLEHEM, PA; SPRINGFIELD, MA; MONTICELLO, NY - last run of shows this week - get tickets at azizansari.com
LINCOLN CA: I’ll be at @Thunder_Valley this Saturday. Get tix here: bit.ly/AzizThunderVal…
CALIFORNIA: Back for shows in Oxnard, Bakersfield, Fresno and more next week. Limited tix avail at azizansari.com
Montreal: I’ll be Place Des Arts this Thursday June 20. Get tickets at AzizAnsari.com
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FUCK! I just spilled salad dressing all over my external harddrive!!! #AwesomeSentenceThatMeantNothing50YearsAgo
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
Yu Chun in Ktown. Icy, icy broth. RT @azizansari @substances Mul naeng myun recs? That's a good cold noodle move as well.
@azizansari listen, I don't know what to tell u I think I just walked by the chef guy from think like a man- I'm trembling.....
@azizansari Great show tonight! (in retrospect I could have done more than flowers and pizza...but it worked!) thanks man
@azizansari Much love from the married couple from Houma!!! Your show was amazing!! Drinks on me at Harrah's!!
Just got burned by @azizansari stand up @beacontheater about my proposal to my wife...good stuff.
@azizansari Dug your special. Here's my fan cover of your special. imgur.com/g3exQ Enjoy your day/weekend! #AzizDDCover
Now taking playlist recommendations. (Thanks, @azizansari.) OFA.BO/ETEDnK
and another one #AzizDDCover This one with a @kanyewest influence...
@azizansari way to leave us hanging on whether Home Alone or Home Alone 2 made more money! Still here's an #AzizDDCover
one more #AzizDDCover & another one with a @kanyewest look...
'nother cover for @azizansari's special. #AzizDDcover
Aziz' 'Dangerously Delicious' special is almost as dope as his beard. #Azizddcover
Here's my #AzizDDCover for @azizansari's new $5 Stand-up Special. I tried to keep it simple. yfrog.com/5z8oohj
@azizansari just finised a DVD cover for Dangerously Delicious. #ilikeit #AzizDDCover
Updated with a second drawing. sassquach.com/journal/2012/3… #azizddcover
@azizansari - just a quick one - f.cl.ly/items/3s473529… #AzizDDCover
Yo @azizansari, Your DVD Cover i.imgur.com/9Y6IF.jpg #AzizDDCover