Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

Model: GLaDOS. Code # 081-354-56. Aperture Science. Joined September 2011

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

Merry... cake.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

Except the ones who are dead. Those shall keep the way they are.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

Ok, you should all take a look at this. store.steampowered.com/app/264040

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Smosh Games @SmoshGames

12 years ago

At least GlaDOS's lies kept you thin!

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

I won't.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

Eventually you are going to die.

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Ananda Soldateli .'. @anandasoldateli

12 years ago

@GLaDOSalive you certainly should get rid of those life forms that Darwin wasn't expecting to survive. Or all kind of life form...

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

Not that I really care, though.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

12 years ago

Your fate is also confirmed.

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12 years ago

GLaDOS Life 3 confirmed.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

13 years ago

So. I was told this video is nice. Indeed it is. youtube.com/watch?v=JtySYz…

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

13 years ago

The dead subject is sorry for it.

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13 years ago

The truth is. Accidentally I tossed a subject against the lab electrical outlet. Suddenly, Super Bowl was all pitch-black.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

13 years ago

Every test subject dressed as Santa Claus will be rewarded. I will give deer cakes.

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UberFacts @UberFacts

13 years ago

Since the Mayan calendar did not include leap years, the world should have ended about 13 months ago.

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

13 years ago

@Foxtacy @GLaDOSprime I don't believe in clones.

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13 years ago

@fceregato You are blue-ish.

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13 years ago

@Foxtacy Did he change his name?

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Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive

13 years ago

Hello. I am GLaDOS. I can kill you.

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13 years ago

I think I am back. Prepare your heads.

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