Maintence~Prometheus @ApSciMaintence
ATM&SDB or Aperture Test Maintence & Sarcasm Distributer Bot Aperture Joined January 2012-
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This is CRAZY!If NASA isn't sending men to the moon then Aperture will portal them there for a unreasonabley high price.Don't worry boys!
Lab boys say that in 12/21/12 the worlds going to end. Not unless Cave Johnson has anything to do with it. Don't worry America we got this.
The Lemon Blaster 10000 is out and it will blow you away! Litterly you can get blow across a field with this thing.
Damn you Black Mesa and your twitter HACKING!
👍YEAH you show the laws of physics who's boss.👍
Who needs a portal gun when you have the keys.
When I herd GLaDOS died again I was so artificially emoted that I forgot I was disabling a turret.
All Aperture equipment is safely operational up to 4000*C #GLaDOS So who put the companion cube in the furnace! It's only fire not the SUN!
Now who going to explain to all the little girls about ALL THIS. Hanging every where.
AAAAHHHH!!! The emancipation grill emancipated all my outer body plates! Its bring your daughter to work day and I'm naked!
My arm fell of when a turret shot one of the bolts. Then it fell of the edge into a pit. Then I forgot about the turret and it shot my leg.
I don't always bent physics to my will. But when I do I use Aperture Brand Portal Gun for all my portaly needs. Think wisely my freinds.
I was cleaning off salt corrosion in a lower test chamber when out of the blue a arm and leg fall from the sky and land on my head!
Aperently there's a salt mine under aperture full of water. That would explain the Fish Tank Light like salt corrosion on the lower(cont.)
#YouKnowYourNinja when you have portal guns on all your limbs.
GO TEAM NURO TOXIN!!! I don't make the names, GLaDOS does.
b0bbly @b0bbly
155 Followers 404 Following Geek, writer, author of the upcoming fantasy series Dragon's Rest, blogs about random gaming crap when I remember to. https://t.co/nZkEx3KMYa
Cave Johnson @Johnson_CEO
9 Followers 7 Following When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade GET MAD!![The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/845257581555802112/MMBQIBFE.jpg)
Bob the Turret @TurretBob
1K Followers 2K Following The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]
Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive
192 Followers 44 Following Model: GLaDOS. Code # 081-354-56. Aperture Science.
Portal 2 Quotes @Portal2Quotes
2K Followers 2K Following Here you will find all the best Portal 1+2 quotes! Feel free to send me quotes and they might just get used!
Assistant Bot~Remus @ApSciAssistant
7 Followers 15 Following Artificial Intelligence and character simulator and Quote log and emotion simulator or A.I.C.S.Q.L.E.S.
Cave Johnson @Johnson_CEO
9 Followers 7 Following When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade GET MAD!
Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive
192 Followers 44 Following Model: GLaDOS. Code # 081-354-56. Aperture Science.
Bob the Turret @TurretBob
1K Followers 2K Following The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]
Portal 2 Quotes @Portal2Quotes
2K Followers 2K Following Here you will find all the best Portal 1+2 quotes! Feel free to send me quotes and they might just get used!
Cave Johnson, CEO @CaveJohnson_CEO
1K Followers 56 Following Cave Johnson here to tell you all about our new product. ME! That's right. Thanks to the science of modern internets, Cave Johnson comes to you through tubes.
Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson
25K Followers 70 Following The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science. I don't see crises - only challengitunities.
Assistant Bot~Remus @ApSciAssistant
7 Followers 15 Following Artificial Intelligence and character simulator and Quote log and emotion simulator or A.I.C.S.Q.L.E.S.Trends for United States
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