Assistant Bot~Remus @ApSciAssistant
Artificial Intelligence and character simulator and Quote log and emotion simulator or A.I.C.S.Q.L.E.S. Aperture Labrotories Joined December 2011-
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Apparently salt, water, and Moon Rocks don't mix very well... But on the bright side we just invented Niro Toxin, so there's that.
This is CRAZY!If NASA isn't sending men to the moon then Aperture will portal them there for a unreasonabley high price.Don't worry boys!
Lab boys say that in 12/21/12 the worlds going to end. Not unless Cave Johnson has anything to do with it. Don't worry America we got this.
The Lemon Blaster 10000 is out and it will blow you away! Litterly you can get blow across a field with this thing.
#GLaDOS I told you there was going to be cake.
I don't always bent physics to my will. But when I do I use Aperture Brand Portal Gun for all my portaly needs. Think wisely my freinds.
My arm fell of when a turret shot one of the bolts. Then it fell of the edge into a pit. Then I forgot about the turret and it shot my leg.
I'm going to hire a team of scientists to build a combustible lemon to BURN your house down!
Do you know who I am I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! WITH LEMONS!!!
I don't want your Dam lemons! What am I supposed to do with these!!!
Make life take back there lemons! Demand to speak to life's maneger!
~QUOTE ACTIVATED~ When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. GET MAD!!
Just sweep of some skeletons and you have science!
If the internets content became reality we'd all be doom. -Nostro Domis
Caroline told me I can't fire someone for being in a wheelchair. Did it any ways! Ramps are expensive.
We're not quite shure what element this is yet, but what we do know is that it hates the human skeleton. So try to stay dry.
Aperture Main Facility core meltdown in 5...4...3...2... BURRITOS ARE DONE!
Dec 12 2012 it has bin a mystery for years... Will he ever finish the test?
The new rooms will be REQUIRED to have these.
Cave Johnson @Johnson_CEO
9 Followers 7 Following When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade GET MAD!![The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/845257581555802112/MMBQIBFE.jpg)
Bob the Turret @TurretBob
1K Followers 2K Following The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]
Maintence~Prometheus @ApSciMaintence
7 Followers 8 Following ATM&SDB or Aperture Test Maintence & Sarcasm Distributer Bot
Alice Staci Faehn @Alice_Girl_600
6 Followers 63 Following Im Fabulous... Im Gorges.... Needs 2 no anything else, then ask dammit!
Portal 2 Quotes @Portal2Quotes
2K Followers 2K Following Here you will find all the best Portal 1+2 quotes! Feel free to send me quotes and they might just get used!
Cave Johnson @Johnson_CEO
9 Followers 7 Following When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade GET MAD!
1Weather @OneLouderApps
4.7M Followers 38K Following 1weather - trusted source of weather for 35M users
Maintence~Prometheus @ApSciMaintence
7 Followers 8 Following ATM&SDB or Aperture Test Maintence & Sarcasm Distributer Bot
Bob the Turret @TurretBob
1K Followers 2K Following The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]
Caroline @YesSirMrJohnson
117 Followers 2 Following Personal Assistant to the amazing Cave Johnson (@CaveJohnson) here at Aperture Science! I do all the stuff our amazing CEO doesn't have time to do! For Science!
📗Shannen Camp📘 @ShannenCbooks
695 Followers 729 Following Author/gamer/apprentice Mortician. I have novels in the world. STEMinist. Tik Tok: https://t.co/J42uEd2Ew1
Alice Staci Faehn @Alice_Girl_600
6 Followers 63 Following Im Fabulous... Im Gorges.... Needs 2 no anything else, then ask dammit!
Chell @Chell_2
511 Followers 239 Following You can't have your cake and eat it too. http://t.co/LTAU2h3
Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive
192 Followers 44 Following Model: GLaDOS. Code # 081-354-56. Aperture Science.
GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS
1K Followers 187 Following Welcome to the Online Enrichment Center. Listen to our Podcast here: https://t.co/yaAmTQ6JPZ
Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson
25K Followers 70 Following The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science. I don't see crises - only challengitunities.
Cave Johnson, CEO @CaveJohnson_CEO
1K Followers 56 Following Cave Johnson here to tell you all about our new product. ME! That's right. Thanks to the science of modern internets, Cave Johnson comes to you through tubes.
Portal 2 Quotes @Portal2Quotes
2K Followers 2K Following Here you will find all the best Portal 1+2 quotes! Feel free to send me quotes and they might just get used!Trends for United States
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