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i open the cans of beans to count there's the right amount of beans in there
i open the cans of beans to count there's the right amount of beans in there
The annual repost of my guide to leaving your tax return until the last possible minute: shortlist.com/news/an-irresp…
wow, the tasks this year on #Loveisland have escalated
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I've lost it. Absolutely lost it.
how to eat a bag of skittles: chew the first 50-odd in varying quantities/mixtures suck the second to last one but get carried away halfway through and chew it suck the last one until it's gone (applies to all sweets)
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How characters in movies drink out of cups
what's on the floor next to me when I wake up on a balcony in Magaluf
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if you have any questions just go pspspsps and I’ll come to you
had to do a double-take on what i thought was a rather inappropriate animation on wetransfer today
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Happy Halloween Eve! It’s time for another year of my all-time favourite festivity, Tokyo’s mundane Halloween costume party, where folks dress up as an utterly normal and boring thing Here are my favourite costumes from the 2019 event this past weekend
lots of twist and turns on the wiki page for ferret legging
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if you don't respond to my email when i am alive don't expect me to reply to your ouija board questions when i am dead.
When I take my empty pint glass back to the bar before I leave a pub you better believe I'm coughing or banging it down hard enough that whoever is behind the bar will notice that I'm being really nice and taking my empty pint glass back to the bar before I leave the pub
I've no idea where this urge has come from, but I have an overwhelming desire to become a rawlplug expert
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When you’re hungover as fuck & your kids want to play hide & seek
Sam Diss @SamDiss
22K Followers 3K Following listen to THE ENGLISH DISEASE / freelance stuff / prev: @footballmanager, @acmomento, @mundialmag, etc / [email protected]
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Carl Anka @Ankaman616
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Joseph Mackertich @j_mackertich
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Dead And SudBuried @deadnsudburied
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Alex @T29327Fakoya
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Mike Drach @mikedrach
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Log @disappointment
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Jane McCallion @janemccallion
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19K Followers 9K Following The Little Book of Second Mentions, out now. Contact: [email protected]
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
22K Followers 3K Following listen to THE ENGLISH DISEASE / freelance stuff / prev: @footballmanager, @acmomento, @mundialmag, etc / [email protected]
𝖊𝖌𝖌 @emmaggarland
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lauren o'neill @hiyalauren
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Carl Anka @Ankaman616
118K Followers 4K Following "I once had a friend called Grunwalski...." 👨🏿💻 @theathleticfc #AllBlackLivesMatter.
jonn elledge is mainl... @JonnElledge
52K Followers 7K Following author, columnist, bestselling author (seriously). @newstatesman @theneweuropean @ohgodwhatnowpod. barely here these days, fewer nazis on bluesky.
Joseph Mackertich @j_mackertich
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Sir Michael @Michael1979
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JOHNNI RIDDLIN @JohnniRiddlin
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BuzzFeed Style Guide @styleguide
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Log @disappointment
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name but also a littl... @bearsaremean
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Craig Engler @craigengler
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Tom Beasley @TomJBeasley
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𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙽 @outlawvern
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Nerdly - Independent ... @NerdlyUK
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