this is not an ian snail stan account @GeeksKick
twitter is an excellent platform for showing off your cats Joined November 2014-
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I now see that I was being cocky when I said I wasn’t jet lagged.
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Hmm getting in bed at 1700 may have been a case of very poor judgement on my part.
I graduated today - I am not longer a graduand.
I touched three separate cats today
I suppose I am a Peloton wanker now that I have a three day streak
Hoping it’s jet lag/body clock that woke me up (and kept me up) after only 3 and a half hours sleep.
I think there’s a goose in my fridge cause something in there is honking.
Excited to get my mower blade sharpened.
Continuing my Catan winning streak, but only just as my wife nearly got me tonight.
Just had the biggest portion of nachos in the world!
I touched a Bernese Mountain dog today and I’m not sure who was happier about it, him or me!
One thing that strikes me about the US is the number of Corgis 🐶. There are so many here I can’t even.
This smells nice!
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