kristen @GetOffMyDuck

london Joined August 2009

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James Felton @JimMFelton

5 years ago

Don’t want to nitpick but last year it turned out a prince had been having secret holidays with a sex trafficking paedophile

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Alice Vaughn @RationalBlonde

5 years ago

hear me out—instead of Meghan, we interview prince Andrew. and instead of Oprah, it’s the police

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chadstanton.bsky.com @chadstanton

5 years ago

Lol I’m perpetually tickled at people being surprised by Black people taking racism personally. What did the British ever do to you is a wild question, like mfer I’m speaking English to you right now what the hell you think they did lol

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Jasmine Beach-Ferrara @JBeachFerrara

5 years ago

I am Democrat Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. I am running against Madison Cawthorn. I have 4.5K followers. My opponent has 256K. Can you please retweet this and ask everyone you know to follow this account to build our platform?

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kristen @GetOffMyDuck

5 years ago

Can some sugar daddy’s hit me up? I need 10k 😢😘

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kristen @GetOffMyDuck

5 years ago

Anyone with some spare cash want to help a girl out gofundme.com/f/nose-job-gai…

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kristen @GetOffMyDuck

5 years ago

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kristen @GetOffMyDuck

5 years ago

gofundme.com/f/nose-job-gai… dm me with proof of fundraising I’ll send feet pictures

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kristen @GetOffMyDuck

5 years ago

If anyone wants to help me gofundme.com/f/nose-job-gai…

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Femi @Femi_Sorry

5 years ago

The real test of the UK is whether by Election 2024, we all forget the Tories caused the most excess deaths in Europe, gave the top grades to private school kids, starved poor kids while their parents were out of work, blew £millions on dodgy contracts and left the North to rot.

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Guy Lodge @GuyLodge

5 years ago

The new Chanel No. 5 ad features famed moon landing conspiracy theorist Marion Cotillard dancing on the moon to her own cover of Lorde's 'Team', and it's all rather a lot to take in.

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Joe🥤 @Doeyppp

5 years ago

I low key preferred lockdown to this weird indefinite purgatory we're in now

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Natalie 𓆉 @natalien1012

5 years ago

When you do laundry, are you bothered by the fact that all your clothes are clean except the ones you’re wearing or are you normal?

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

5 years ago

Imagine how terrifying it would be to come out to your parents as trans or nonbinary knowing they burnt down thousands of acres of forest to declare your gender.