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Telly sports producers: please stop putting commentary clips in the opening titles. It sounds shit
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Hope everyone is having a lovely Friday except people who tell you what they think should be on your fry-up
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We will jump into the Time Machine again and visit the 1970s once more. Much to enjoy.
Hope everyone's having a lovely day except those people that claim to be terrified of spiders yet find themselves able to take a photo of every one that appears in their living room and post it on social media
Please stop asking your kids to smile for back-to-school photos. They look like Keith fucking Richards
25 years ago today, Nokia released the 3310. It's still got two bars of battery left now
People are putting fuckwits into my timeline again
What Instagram thinks I want to see: - the '90s cartoon Daria - reels of Usain Bolt - Wolverhampton Wanderers - mountains - Paris - Scotland's best spas What I actually want to see:
It's only just gone 10am and I've already had two big shits. I'm not just winning at life; I'm fucking leathering it
I hope the orange sack of cunt really is dead, largely because it would mean pricks would finally stop posting fucking screenshots of what he shits out on Truth Social
On this day in 1997: a dark day for the human race as Skynet becomes self-aware
Had this fucker stuck in my head ALL BASTARD DAY. And that's OK because it's one of the finest pop songs that has ever existed youtu.be/eH3giaIzONA?si…
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