sean 🫐 @GibraltarEgo
heaven smiles on me now and then, but the devil always had hooks in. New Jersey, USA Joined August 2009-
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He almost got clipped twice before January and the haters just decided to chill NOW?
I thought that bands name was Osiris like the sneakers all this time and nobody corrected me
The US gov is going to give us back all the money we donated to cancer and medical research, right? They want to pretend it didn’t exist?
Somewhere in NJ, a sucker isn’t liking their friends’ tomatoes or peppers Instagram pics, and I’m here to pick up the pieces
Can ai make Beastie Boys’ sabotage into an Elliott Smith style waltz?
Damn, Black Sabbath was probably my favorite group with Black in their name after Big Black, Black Star, Black Flag, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Frank Black, Black Keys, and Blackstreet
Hate on AI all you want, but Encarta and Britanica couldn’t help me w this one
How long you think the lantern flies been planning this shit? Probably decades.
A.I. is like an inattentive boyfriend. Like, yes I like a picture of a chopped cheese in Elizabeth, NJ, but I don’t care to see pics of smash burgers in Scottsdale, AZ or cheesesteaks in Kenosha.
Could AI get these two together?
Venmo’s the most entertaining social media. “Oh you guys got sushi and beers without me again?” “Y’all been married living together for 10 years and still don’t have a joint account for bills?” “Did you have a water gun fight without me or should this payment have been private?”
Spotify dj just said Prince daddy and the Hyena is “Joyce Manor, but different.” I think ai just took over.
If I were the next president, I wouldn’t fly that Trojan horse anyway.
In Jersey, you’re either Bruce/Saves the Day, or Bon Jovi/My Chem.
To be fair, RFK Jr never thought a Kennedy could live to his age, and has been doing his best to make sure his death is untimely.
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