Men used to go to war. Now they’re too scared to rebase.
@GithubProjects It's the same. Men don't return from war. Code doesn't come back from rebases
@GithubProjects git commit -m 'too old for this shii' git --force push
@GithubProjects Bro in one of my project 700,000 user's experience will get affected if anything goes wrong.
@GithubProjects Scared? Nah. What is rebase? Never heard of her. Is this like a merge with extra steps?
@GithubProjects Agreed. The wrong rebase makes the terminator should the wrong ones.
@GithubProjects The same men who used to go to war would still be scared to rebase 😉
@GithubProjects But if you do it wrong, there could be war 🙃
@GithubProjects You need to know what you are doing, just like in the war. I rebase with confidence!!!
@GithubProjects Weak men, real men force push! Show some dominance!
@GithubProjects ill just stick to flooding my commit history with "Merge branch development of X into development"
@GithubProjects if they were Spartans they would've had 12 yo's dealing with merge conflicts on day 1
@GithubProjects Modern battles—just with merge conflicts instead of swords.
@GithubProjects Honestly, I'd rather dodge arrows than deal with merge conflicts on a Friday.
@GithubProjects I see your git rebase and raise git reset --hard on a public repo. No guts, no glory.
@GithubProjects Yeah, because rebasing is clearly the modern battlefield, where men fear the wrath of merge conflicts more than anything else
