Tired, always hungry and a Monumental Dick. A enthusiastic consumer of food and wine, so I have to be an enthusiastic runner and cyclist.Joined March 2022
Jacob Rees-Mogg has compared Boris Johnson’s #PartyGate fine to the Decision Review System in cricket, which is a brilliant defence apart from one small detail. If this was cricket, Johnson would be out.
Shipping asylum seekers 5000 miles to Rwanda for “processing” is both cruel and bizarre. And at a cost of up to £100,000 per asylum seeker, it is a ridiculously expensive way to pander to racists.
BREAKING: Conservatives are astonished to discover that working class families need more than a 50p bag of pasta to feed themselves for a week & actually have the same nutritional requirements as regular people x
165 Followers 339 FollowingI like gin, travel and family. Not necessarily in that order. if woke means ‘being kinder’ then let’s all be woke. Let’s also get the Tories out.
2K Followers 2K FollowingNurse with a happy heart ❤️ Forever Mancunian 🐝 All views absolutely my own NHSForever Humankind BowieForever⚡️PaddyPug & GingerCatBert😉 #MancTastic
22K Followers 20K FollowingGrowing old disgracefully! Love fast cars; animals; horror; singing; knitting; bit sweary; old punkrocker #fibro #DV survivor #disabilitytwitter #FBPE #GTTO
3K Followers 2K FollowingFormer party girl & uber fruit fly trapped in a social media bubble with a cat named Biscuit 🐈 Views are all mine & nobody else's🤗 @speedqueenie on Insta 💖💫
111K Followers 26K Following♋️🌞 ♓️🌙 ♎️ Rising - Just a girl trying to spread smiles one person at a time. #avfc 💜💙 #ferrarif1 🇮🇹❤️💛 — Hey You: https://t.co/GITHaoyw7W
8K Followers 7K FollowingMum to two lovely boys. Big fan of gin, wine, cats and puns. Always hungry. Don't follow me if you're a tory, we won't get on...
#BLM #GIN follow me on bluesky
12K Followers 7K FollowingEast Londoner, scientist, parkrun mega fan! 🏃🏼♀️London and Berlin Marathons 2019. Chicago & New York next! Running Awards 2020 bronze blogger
1K Followers 2K Followingpeople-watching, piss-taking, crazy cat lady, with road rage tendencies. I also have an obsession with teeth & may swear a bit.
1K Followers 960 FollowingA semi bi-lingual half-arsed nearly was, who has developed into a fully blown has been who needs to try harder to achieve his full potential.
311 Followers 1K FollowingA place of wonder, A place brimming with the world's most beautiful women. Come, follow and gaze amongst its treasures. I was deleted at 15k.
9K Followers 507 FollowingAuthor of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows. (No longer here. Find me on Bluesky - https://t.co/bfjuxawPJD)
39K Followers 3K FollowingCreating content so you can pinch it for Facebook groups. Fancy a trip to celebrate the past filled with #UK based nostalgia.
64K Followers 2K FollowingBooks about the dark pop culture of the 70s & 80s. https://t.co/zDlzVjfohh Podcast: https://t.co/hnWIWkVbbq
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150K Followers 2K FollowingA conduit to lo-fi comedic football mediocrity from the last decade of the 20th century (and more recently if it’s really funny). Curated by @JR_Tiger.
59K Followers 816 Following✍🏻Artistically challenged football doodlers📕BOOK! The Unofficial World Cup Album: A Poorly Drawn Incomplete History 🛒 https://t.co/WGaFUvZ8hO No Pasarán
37K Followers 803 FollowingI placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.
117K Followers 2K FollowingI present Friday 1-2pm with @nomadicrevery on BBC Radio 5 Live. Rep by Sara Ray at M&C Saatchi. Luxury player, doesn’t track back. Tocyn oes ar y trên grefi.
165 Followers 339 FollowingI like gin, travel and family. Not necessarily in that order. if woke means ‘being kinder’ then let’s all be woke. Let’s also get the Tories out.
2K Followers 2K FollowingNurse with a happy heart ❤️ Forever Mancunian 🐝 All views absolutely my own NHSForever Humankind BowieForever⚡️PaddyPug & GingerCatBert😉 #MancTastic
1.0M Followers 175 FollowingThis account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.
11K Followers 284 FollowingA whiff of snobbery about me, dirty, terrorist sympathiser, poor, show off, unnecessarily rude - some of my favourite Twitter reviews.
603 Followers 498 FollowingOn Bsky as @Bombi • She/They • Magyar Queen of the Fairies • ADHDer • Software Engineer • Army Veteran • LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈 • Tweets are not my own
37K Followers 25K FollowingOnly here for a giggle, my tweets are no reflection of my real life. Lots of Memes, Nostalgia & Banter. Do no harm but take no shit! Don't be a dick! NO DMs🥰🩷