GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

I see your graphs and I say "a pox on all your nodes" Texas, USA Joined March 2017

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10-K Diver @10kdiver

3 years ago

1/ Get a cup of coffee. In this thread, I'll walk you through "Gambler's Ruin". This is a classic exercise in probability theory. But going beyond the math, this exercise can teach us a lot about life, business, and investing.

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

I don't always bulk load (or unload?) in @DataStax @cassandra, but when I do I make sure to use a @brianmhess approved / coded tool. Thanks @DataStaxAcademy!

Brian hess @brianmhess

7 years ago

I don't always bulk load (or unload?) in @DataStax @cassandra, but when I do I make sure to use a @brianmhess approved / coded tool. Thanks @DataStaxAcademy!

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Lars Doucet @larsiusprime

7 years ago

Sure everyone's impressed when a 20 year old game developer does all the art and music and programming themselves, but can we all just be impressed by 35+ year old developers with spouse+mortgage+kids opening the code editor at 8:30 AM without spilling coffee on their pants

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Noah Veltman @veltman

7 years ago

key to getting in shape faster is joining a gym you can't exit

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Kelvin Lawrence @gfxman

7 years ago

I just published the first update of Practical Gremlin in all formats since July. This release adds quite a bit of content and resolves many issues. Thanks as always for all the feedback and support. github.com/krlawrence/gra… @apachetinkerpop #graphdb

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

Just what we need, another declarative approach to querying data.

李赛博 (seb) @khepin

7 years ago

Just what we need, another declarative approach to querying data.

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Jean-Baptiste Musso @jbmusso

7 years ago

Hours spent per developer per year figuring out whether it's $ binary -v, $ binary --version or $ binary version. Counting... #CLI

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

Reviewing a poor performing entity resolution implementation with a couple of data archs, using Cassandra it had a read before write for an in-line ER. One suggested adding a cache. The other responded by suggesting ScyllaDB for the cache, and I’ve been laughing since.

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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper

7 years ago

Today's productivity tip: Don't open Slack.

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

Mr Webber seems to have discovered entropy affects distributed systems. Trust me, entropy is an equal-opportunity destabilizer. It will create all sorts of ways of sowing disorder, even in the most orderly of systems.

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

UX FTW

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Robin Hills 🇨🇦 @overmywall

7 years ago

@SQLRockstar In general a series of text files stored within a directory structure could be considered a database.

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Charity Majors @mipsytipsy

7 years ago

Oh man, do I ever have thoughts and feels on this. (Get yer popcorn.) There are two major pathologies with tracing. First, it's daunting to roll out and make useful, and second, as you say, usage rarely spreads beyond that one or two experts per shop.

Cindy Sridharan @copyconstruct

7 years ago

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

A year ago the venerable @dkuppitz introduced the g.V(#).fold().coalesce(unfold(),addV()).next() pattern and idempotent @apachetinkerpop 3 graph mutation operations have never been the same. issues.apache.org/jira/browse/TI…

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Drew Conway @drewconway

7 years ago

Who made this? 👏🏻...👏🏻...👏🏻

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

The marvelous C Majors sets you straight on logs and events. A world of enlightenment in a modest tweet storm. Such are the building blocks of connected data.

Charity Majors @mipsytipsy

7 years ago

The marvelous C Majors sets you straight on logs and events. A world of enlightenment in a modest tweet storm. Such are the building blocks of connected data.

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

I’ve been saying this to paying customers for a couple years and now DataStax is just giving it away. Next thing you know everyone will have a nicely partitioned, massively scalable graph. And then what will have but loads of potential business value being realized.

DataStax Devs @DataStaxDevs

7 years ago

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GraphCurmudgeon @GraphCurmudgeon

7 years ago

Completely disagree! If you can’t get sucked into bike-shedding every now and then, then I don’t want to work with you. Seriously, how can you create a viable exit-strategy without some small-minded and short-sighted bike-shedding, with a side of petty politics?