Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

Client side veteran. Observations on the fuckery across the media and advertising industry. [email protected] London, England Joined February 2020

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Hey agency folk. How many of you have genuine relationships with your clients? If the business relationship broke down, would you still care what they did on the weekend or how little Timmy was. I’m genuinely interested in your response. (Or are clients the disingenuous c*nts!?)

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Corporate lemmings jumping on the #StopHateForProfit bandwagon. Absolutely more needs to be done, but pulling spend for the month of July only to get right back to it in Aug is laughable. Pull your spend for good @benandjerrys @adidas @CocaCola @Diageo_News @LEVIS @Unilever

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

When was the last time you sold something? I mean really sold it. For your own back pocket. Without a lead. Or without a buyer facilitating the purchase on behalf of a big company. Are you actually a salesman?

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Best thing about this pandemic!? I don’t have to travel to the outer reaches of the M25 in my boring car to spend the day with my boring colleagues. When this is all over though, @GrumpyAgencyGuy I’ll get you over for an all-agency. Because I can.

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Why do you all take business so personally? It’s not a reflection of you. It’s a reflection of how poorly your business performed.

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

How many companies this year will post annual profits despite furloughing their staff at taxpayers expense? The Beckhams are the unlucky face but this is happening across the UK.

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5 years ago

How many companies this year will post annual profits despite furloughing their staff at taxpayers expense? The Beckhams are the unlucky face but this is happening across the UK.

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Is furlough’ing employees when you don’t need to (company performing well through the crisis), smart?... or contributing to the demise of the economy.

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Lockdown is so boring I actually think I’ve completed Instagram. Convinced I’ve seen every meme ever!

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Will all this be the final nail in the coffin for print media?

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

5 years ago

Pay teachers more! We can all truly appreciate now how much they do now that we’re stuck at home with our spawn. Way more than any premier footballer. Ok, pay more tax... A lot more. Changed my mind. They get enough.

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

6 years ago

We are all busy offering the world to our brave NHS soldiers at the frontline and I applaud everything that is being done but let’s not forget about all those who have lost their incomes and can no longer provide for their families. What are we collectively doing to help them?

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

6 years ago

Honestly, if your title has “New Business” or “Business Development” in it and you’ve sent me a cold call email (or seven follow up ones) with no reply.... I have received it, I don’t want what you’re selling and can you FUCK OFF!

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

6 years ago

I genuinely don’t think I’ve seen an original creative idea in years! It’s a fucking disaster out there.

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

6 years ago

Incredibly disappointed I can no longer keep my @BurgerKingUK burger under my pillow in case a hunger pang hits. What moron thought this was a good idea!? Execution -100

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Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide

6 years ago

So sorry for the delayed response @GrumpyAgencyGuy I was actually doing some work this week. Unlike you, down the pub in soho “brainstorming” over a pint or 5 in the middle of the day while your underpaid juniors are slogging away in the office. Now where are those tweets?