Fuck it shit happens @HashanFran
Fuck it,Im gonna follow anyone who follows me Joined November 2011-
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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you'll Never get it"
Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me??" "Shhh just trust me.""
" A Girl in China lost her Virginity at the age of 13, She was called "Sum Yung Ho""
" Too young for marriage, but too old for games."
" When I laugh at jokes on the internet, I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."
"Watching a horror movie and thinking: "No, don't kill her! She's HOT.""
" That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh."
" When a woman tells you about her problems, that doesn't mean she's complaining. It just means she trusts you."
"You can never just be friends with someone you fell in love with."
"You Can't Kidnap No Black Girl She'll Be Asking Questions " Where We Goin? You Gone Feed Me? Why? Who All Goin? What Time We Comin Back?""
"Asshole: "What's up bitch." Girl: "Hehe heyyyyy what's up ;)" Nice guy: "Hello beautiful :)" Girl: "Hi.""
" You know your empire needs a new army when your troops lose a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones."
To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry."
"Having sex with a horse is now legal in 23 states... Good going, America."
"Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control." Find love with your heart, not with your eyes."
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
" There is a spot in my heart that will never belong to anyone else but you" =D
"Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control."
Why are hoes like “Oh, it’s winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm”? No bitch, u can buy a coat like the rest of the us NORMAL people"
Math anxiety is a psychological disorder which causes stress and anxiety when doing math problems.
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