Funny Quotes @funnyquotest

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Funny Quotes @funnyquotest

13 years ago

If my ass wanted to be kissed it wouldn't be shitting so much.

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13 years ago

Cute Video of the Day: Goats Yelling Like Humans Part 2 lovequotestoday.com/2013/03/goats-…

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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. #CornyPickUpLines funnyquotestoday.com/2012/02/funny-…

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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit. famousquotestoday.com/2012/08/famous…

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13 years ago

I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.

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13 years ago

Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair.

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13 years ago

The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever.

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13 years ago

“Facebook” Where I lie to my friends.”Twitter” Where I'm honest with strangers.

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