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I saw it the white whale The cringiest vanity plate ever "LITIG8OR" on a black escalade with chromed out rims
The number of organizations that can find $100b of capex and/or R&D to spend on and still be getting a better-than-SP500 ROCE with the marginal dollar is zero
Left-wing NIMBY policy originates from a moral objection to rich people having nicer housing than poor people and to wealth inequality generally, but produces a result where pre-existing homeowners reap a wealth windfall and only rich people have housing at all
On behalf of Car Culture America, I propose a trade Red Light cameras, in exchange for every camera-d stoplight reverting to blinking-red 4 way stop during off-peak times
On behalf of Car Culture America, I propose a trade Red Light cameras, in exchange for every camera-d stoplight reverting to blinking-red 4 way stop during off-peak times
Why do midstreamers still guide to 'distributable cashflow' like it's still 2012 and they're still all MLPs?
If you aren't talking your book, then you don't believe in your positions enough to have them
If you aren't talking your book, then you don't believe in your positions enough to have them
I'm old enough to have observed several vintages of the campus protest scene (the subject changes; the vibe persists). I think this is the first time I've seen a vintage where, by normie standards, the left wingers have obviously inferior aesthetics to the right wingers
Fights over symbols are preliminary skirmishes for fights over the thing symbolized, like the single combat of champions before an ancient battle. They are important not for their tangible outcome but because of what they reveal about cohesion and morale
The Fed election-year rule remains: no second-derivative changes, only first-derivative changes previously guided
A bizarre (and bad, disgusting) trend in the past few years is the growth in self-dealing grift that would have been fraudulent in the very recent past, but now is technically not fraud because it's disclosed and done out in the open. Memestocks changed the scam game
A bizarre (and bad, disgusting) trend in the past few years is the growth in self-dealing grift that would have been fraudulent in the very recent past, but now is technically not fraud because it's disclosed and done out in the open. Memestocks changed the scam game
A competent GOP would cut a campaign ad that's just alternating clips of protestors at 60k+ tuition schools and clips of biden promising loan forgiveness and blanket it to every middle-middle to lower-middle class demo
Even if he's an obstinate nut that's not how the system should work
It can be fun to dunk on people who are a little nutty, but "American, domiciled in LatAm, got cold feet at the KYC form" is enough for some $40k back office compliance analyst to flag him to the feds for suspected drug $ laundering, with who knows what consequence
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@HedgeDirty At least until Apple decides to build its own blue water navy.
@HedgeDirty Gotta have a clause on yellow light duration. City of Chicago compressed it fractions of a second and 💵
I know two discretionary macro PMs both ~40y old learning Python on the side. and some of you busy bookmarking 102828 books but never even finished a single tutorial. gotta pick it up my brothers. if not next year you’ll be at the same spot wishing you did start today.
Just rear ended a beautiful blonde driving a Porsche down Elbow Drive? Why? To get her number. Now she’ll have to phone me at least 3 times to deal with insurance proceedings. This is called manufacturing opportunity. DM for my course.
@HedgeDirty Heard. Being underestimated as a grad student at Harvard was a superpower. Annoying, but a superpower.
@HedgeDirty IB back office operations group full of Brits imo due to the accent
@HedgeDirty British accent makes you smarter, Aussie accent makes you cooler
@HedgeDirty It’s because Americans are only exposed to a certain type of british and it’s not this one:
@HedgeDirty Americans will also give you a soccer coaching job two levels higher than you’re qualified for
@HedgeDirty And there is no handicap like an Eastern European accent. Americans will immediately think you want to immigrate, even tho you would not do it even if paid. And everyone tags you as Russian. Just because I share same suicidal and genocidal tendencies as all Slavs am not Russian.
Looking forward to Nathan joining Allan Meltzer in the "multi-volume history of the Federal Reserve" club based on these documents! 😁
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am over the moon. I'm getting, at the very least, a large amount of the Federal Reserve Board of Governor Minutes from between 1967 and 1973. This is amazing. Wow.