Hopeful Dude @How_Hardy
I have a bad feeling about this place… Puget Sound, Washington Joined December 2013-
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I’m deleting the account. Thanks for the memories, good luck and thanx for all the fish. I can be found on the blue sky place.
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I accidentally took a multivitamin for men and now I’m watching YouTube videos on how to make mower stripes in the lawn.
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I’m one of those weird dorks that’s more excited about giving presents than receiving them ☺️☺️☺️
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6yo: (raises hand during math lesson) Me: (anticipating a math question) Yes? 6: I found a snail in my backyard yesterday and I named it Gary.
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There would be a fresh, almost metallic scent on autumn mornings when I walked to school. The air fairly crackled with the promises of a new year. Usually, that feeling was blown straight to hell by the end of the day, but I did learn that hope and stupidity are close kin.
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Imagine if this fandom could understand this concept
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All I’m saying is, if you ask someone how they are, care enough to wait for the answer.
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Me: *steps on scale* The scale: One person at a time please
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I was young when my mom died. I have had 3 first graders over the years who have also lost their moms. Today, I got a text from a mom losing her battle with breast cancer, asking me to help her “baby” through this. I’m pretty sure I know my purpose now. Hug your kids. 😢
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We are facing unprecedented ecological collapse dumbass
We are facing unprecedented ecological collapse dumbass
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If I wanna dance around my house at 6am to 'Samson and Delilah', I will bc it's my birthday.
No retweet’s, it’s now reposts, just like Bluesky. Lol
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