Andy Howorth @HoworthAndy

Oxford, MS Joined April 2012

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Kyle @msudogfan

a year ago

Call Toledo the Hatians bc they eating the dawgs

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The Onion @TheOnion

2 years ago

Spirit Airlines Begins Offering $45 Directions To Nearest Greyhound Bus Station bit.ly/42dbN0Y

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Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC

3 years ago

Jimmy Carter in his Allman Brothers T-shirt, 1976:

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

“Jaworski, your timing and touch have never been better but that’s the worst fucking haircut I’ve ever seen.”

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

3 years ago

I believe that if Joe Biden is found to have broken the law, there should be consequences. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult who believes that his fucked up leader is above the law

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Andy Taggart @Andy_Taggart

3 years ago

Florida Boy Matt Gaetz smirking and refusing to applaud as Zelenskyy walked within feet of him on the way out of the chamber is a perfect snapshot of the rot that is @GOP today.

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PearlRiverFlow @PearlRiverFlow

3 years ago

Today I was shopping in Kroger and they made an in-store announcement that got cut off ominously, it just said "Kroger employees: Now is the time."

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

When I was a kid, the ratio of guys in the NBA who were actually ready to fight your ass to guys who just talked a bunch of shit was a hell of a lot closer to 1:1.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

3 years ago

Honestly, someone should take advantage of this chaos and colonize England.

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

Despite CBS’ high hopes, “I Stabbed Lucy” failed to generate ratings and was cancelled after six episodes.

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Courtney McKinney @CourtAnne1225

3 years ago

There’s a new country song w/ a lyric “I’m wearing Tennessee orange for him” and just know there is not a mfer on this planet that I could love enough to wear orange. Like ever

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

“Nancy, is this the ambassador from Weirdasfuckistan?”

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

The official water cooler of “I’m 33 over par, have lost five balls, and think I may be dying of dehydration.”

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

Vince Carter always carried an EpiPen in case any opponent was allergic to nuts.

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

Smokey and the Bandit has a 78% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. If you can watch that movie and not like it, you’re in a 22% pool of people that I don’t even fuckin’ wanna know.

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Barstool Ole Miss @BarstoolOleMiss

3 years ago

Im just glad I don’t have to see anymore crazy fans thinking we actually had a shot at the kid

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Two Inches Short @TwoInchesShort

3 years ago

“I’m a piece of shit anyway” - Patrick Reed on joining the Saudi tour

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

4 years ago

Joe Paterno’s run as an ABC color analyst was cut short because on every play he insisted he saw nothing, heard nothing, and knew nothing.

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John Carvalho @John_P_Carvalho

4 years ago

And to those of you who spread the false rumors of Harsin’s affair, I hope that no one treats your life and feelings as a means to a selfish end, as you did to someone else, even if it would be deserved.